Funny Microsoft Error Messages

[EonMaster]

On google I found some extremely funny error messages that people have posted online for other's enjoyment. I thought it would by nice to show them to everyone on this forum. Enjoy ;D

funny windows vista error
http://technodigits.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/vistaerror.jpg

auto-update
http://jtjnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/8av4.jpg

???
http://jtjnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/1co5.jpg

lol
http://bp1.blogger.com/_paVktyhbQFQ/RaktN0JHKGI/AAAAAAAAABs/kh3JiwFl8Bg/s320/image0131313

I move my mouse and...
http://bp2.blogger.com/_paVktyhbQFQ/RakslEJHKAI/AAAAAAAAAA8/FVtztq_QmS8/s320/image00777.jpg

not again!
http://bp3.blogger.com/_paVktyhbQFQ/RakslUJHKCI/AAAAAAAAABM/6-t7c9KLj4Q/s320/image00999.jpg

crash!
http://bp3.blogger.com/_paVktyhbQFQ/RakslUJHKDI/AAAAAAAAABU/bVQ3V0Vjr_Y/s320/image0101010

[furrer]

HEHEHE, very nice

[-LT-]

Some of them are really funny. LOL

[generalrievous]

lmao, there are some funny xp ones as well like the one that says your comp commits sucide after storing your porn :P

[Psionicz]

Lmfao very funny, the restart one tends to bother me along with the updates, always comes up when I'm actually busy and never when its convenient...

[Inside Sin]

Hehehe, i like this generator.

The error messages are simply made :)

[EonMaster]

lmao, there are some funny xp ones as well like the one that says your comp commits sucide after storing your porn :P


You mean this one?
http://jtjnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/errormsg3.jpg

[-LT-]

Haha That one is hilarious. :D

[generalrievous]

heh not the exact one but still good, heres the one I'm referring to http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5328/error2ne5.png

[EonMaster]

Lol, thats great, I've seen it before, but it's been a while.

[Rex]

Have you seen the one where it says "Windows Will Keep Updating not to make your computer better but to slow it down and make you buy a new one for more porn".... The another Window pops up and says "And it'll happen again! KEEP BUYING Another COMPUTER AND SOFTWARE TO UPGRADE YOUR COMPUTER!" It's not funny but seems kinda true at my school the computer just keeps updating and restarts and the Restart Later Button is disabled (My school has a Microsoft technician to make the computers better, so it is probably true)

[GrahamTastic]

LOL Those are great! Made me lol. I tried to power you up, but I already have in the last 72 hours. I'll try again later.

[EonMaster]

They are great aren't they? If only I knew how to make these.

As for the 72 hour thing, I looked and it expires in about 2.5 hours.

[Wlck742]

Lol, these are great. I'd power you up but I think I've powered up a month's worth of people in the last 5 minutes.

[Rex]

They are great aren't they? If only I knew how to make these.

As for the 72 hour thing, I looked and it expires in about 2.5 hours.
No it doesn't Ive been trying to give SSJFOX's Power back but didnt work >.>

[EonMaster]

I meant for him. He powered me up about 70 hours ago when I posted. I meant that when the 72 hours were up, not that the rule was being terminated.

[Joneagle_X]

I see your conspiring.... dun dun DUNNNNNNN ;)

Anyway, I get crazy messages all the time.

"Error: Not enough hard disk capacity: would you like to save an error log?"

[nEveR_LifT]

lol I like the moues one, it would to.

[EonMaster]

I must say that the reason I started this thread was that I wanted to show the funny Vista error warning the user that it downloaded properly. The others I added so members would have more to laugh about. These are funny though, and they always happen at the worst time. I think Microsoft does that on purpose.

For more funny microsoft stuff, look up the Blue Screen of Death on uncyclopedia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blue_screen_of_death

[Rex]

HAHAHA!! Has anyone played the Game On Newgrounds Windows super ######## something zomg it was so stupid! Theres also another game like that where it asks you to do porn and you crash! :D Very Stupid and Funny (Annoying!)

[karlo]

now that was funny eonmaster, and generallrievous was funny.LOL.double  :powerup: for you 2.

[Fenix]

Vista is awesome
XP


http://www.utgardnetwork.org/sure%20vista.jpg

[Meee]

Praetor, it would be funnier if I could read anything from the pic

[DontHate]

ahah, this reminds me of the .gif image of steam being uploaded.

[Gasmaskguy]

You don't make any sense karlo.

[EonMaster]

How does karlo not make sense? What he is saying is that he likes the pictures, and will :powerup: both generallrievous and me twice. He already did it once, and will do it again in 72 hours.

[karlo]

actually he's talikng about the post i made a few minutes ago which i deleted.i wrote ok heres one.but what i was going to put is an image wich wont uplaod.

[furrer]

That one with Windows Vista is very good. I use Vista, and in some ways i thinks it good. But it looks like microsoft arent going to fix the problems......

[Fenix]

Praetor, it would be funnier if I could read anything from the pic


Right click, view picture.

Karlo figured it out ;D

[Light]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/7b/World_domination_gui.jpg/596px-World_domination_gui.jpg

[Meee]

"Death threat letter wizard"
LOL'd

[Light]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/30/Blue_Screen_of_Doom_Spoof.png/600px-Blue_Screen_of_Doom_Spoof.png

[karlo]

what are you talking about praetor fenix?

[furrer]

He meant me (same "icon"). The other couldnt figure out how to view his picture in the right way!

[karlo]

yeah but why say that karlo figured it out when meee was the 1 who said it?

[Wlck742]

This is kinda creepy right now. Anything that's going to harm my $2000+ computer scares me.

[terranupmyheart]

haha i had some good laughs from this

[Hunter]

That is the time when I pity I've got hungarian windows, cause i can't post the pictures here..

But I had like: Aproblem occured while running process--process sucessfully finished.

And stuff like this :)
edit: I've got one!
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4223/teleptswp0.jpg

[Meee]

lolz

[Light]

Its probably assimmilating your computer into the swarm at that rate :D

[JUJ]

This reminds me of an old Hungarian program called win3000. Unfortunately, I can't post pics right now because I don't have it installed, but I'll quote some things from it for your leisure

"Error. Press F13 to continue."
"Windows is testing the user's nerves........ Nervous"
"I've overwritten porn.vid. Is that a problem?"

That's all what I can remember, will try to find it now :)

[Hunter]

I' ve got one like: The windows is now formatting c://
OK Continue

[Meee]

The difference between windows 95 and windows 98 is that, as the names suggest, the latter makes 3 more errors per second

[Hunter]

what about win 2000 then? :D

[Meee]

it was a major step in windows development

[Hunter]

Yep, that produces the most of the errors per second :)

[Meee]

but that was still just errors, then they made VISTA
as in Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, Adware

[Hunter]

Woah that it is good that I only use a Vista skin not the op system itself..
And what does XP mean then??

[Meee]

still trying to figure it out
probably Xtreme Phailure, but not sure

[Hunter]

Yea I thought of something like this,

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7007/070503wsuskb927891failuoo4.jpg

But after this it has something to do with "permission" I think

[Meee]

and 'X' is from that red icon to the left?

[Hunter]

Oh yeah the problem is solved! That X means denied or something, but how does it sound: Windows DP??
So they just made the X Sign equal to denied :)
edit: or the X on the upper right. It is in every windows.. The true sign of crash!

[JUJ]

Hehe, didn't find the program I was looking for, but I found this:
http://www.bestofpps.com/view.php?id=434&nume=/funny/custom-errors.swf

It is only a few errors, but they are good :)

[Hunter]

ahahahahh User error replace user XD OMG These are nice. I don1t have any more right now, but Every new day makes new errors.. life is nice :P

[Light]

http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~cjr43/errors/ie_closewin.png

http://www-stu.cai.cam.ac.uk/~cjr43/errors/ie_rightclk.png

First one made me lol

[Hunter]

http://mihai.ibanescu.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/yahoo1.png
http://www.yucentrik.ca/en/yu_blog/uploaded_images/error_message-767267.jpg

Just surfed the net a bit.. :)

[Meee]

no error is a serious error for windows ;D

[Hunter]

Yep, I had this at photoshop just now: "The file you want to open is no longer availiable. Open file?"
Too bad I forgot to save the message :(

[Meee]

dammit, Corel doesn't give any funny messages and it crashes rather often -.-

[karlo]

lol that's crazy over 100% lol.

[notjim]

http://www.liquidninjas.com/photopost/data/500/thumbs/HammertimeXP.jpg
my personal favorite : )

[Wlck742]

Lol, that's just awesome.

[generalrievous]

http://bob.seldo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/TooManyErrors.JPG
not as funny as some of the others but still niice :D

[Wlck742]

Someone posted that already.

[Hunter]

It doesn't show the picture at me GM_k

[Light]

Damn..

[JUJ]

http://www.cloudsofheaven.org/uploaded_images/somethingWentWrong-748182.gif
Not really funny but strange nevertheless

http://justaddwater.dk/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/acdsystems-no-error-message-found.png
Windows is getting seriously stupid.

And rofl @ hammertime :)

[i2new@aol.com]

I like the hammer time one....

[furrer]

http://www.cloudsofheaven.org/uploaded_images/somethingWentWrong-748182.gif[

I just think someone wanted to piss Microsoft off.

[Hunter]

well if this error message is real, than someone had a lot of time and "creativity" do implement it to a program..

[furrer]

It dont take very long time to implent those things, not with all those new programs for programming

[Hunter]

Actually I only use pascal programming, where you can only make dos based applications, and I only saw C++ at once.. it seems a bit harder than pascal, and pascal isn't easy too, I can tell..

[Trooper_Lozer]

haha, these are great! my personal favorite must be the hammer time one... and my thoughts on the XP thing.... i think microsoft is just sticking there tongue out at us... =P ---> XP

[Alasdair]

Lol, funniest thing I've seen is one time at school me and my friend we're on the library computers and he had made a program on microsoft word to display boxes with words in them and when you press ok it goes to a different box, then while we were going through them the librarian came over to us and he was leik wat r u 2 doing? then i looked at the screen and the box said "OMFG THERES A BUNNI BEHIND JOO"

[Trooper_Lozer]

o_O

Wow.... i remember me and some friends were supposed to go to an elementry school to tutor some little kids. Well we got bored and one my friends got on this school program that is used to take control of other computers under the system. Some little 4th grader was typing a word document and my friend takes over his screen from across the room and types " BOO " and the little kid ran screaming to the librarian that there was a ghost in his computer... That was great!

[EonMaster]

lol, that poor kid. The teacher probably thought he was crazy. I always wanted to use those programs to see what happens to people when their screen does things they didn't tell them to do.

As for programing, I've never taken it, so I have no idea how hard it is. However, I am taking a computer science course next semester to learn basic programing.

[furrer]

Actually I only use pascal programming, where you can only make dos based applications, and I only saw C++ at once.. it seems a bit harder than pascal, and pascal isn't easy too, I can tell..


I know how hard it is, i once programed a bit. And my brother is programing often, now making an education as an engineer in Robot-technologie

[Light]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/PopupBlocked.png/350px-PopupBlocked.png

Oh the irony

[Gasmaskguy]

That's hilarious lol

[EonMaster]

lol, that's great. ;D

[Hunter]

hahah I have never thought they could make something like this in IE.. That is why I use firefox :)

[EonMaster]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i178/Keyblademasta69/microsoft-error.jpg

So no error occuring is an error?

[Hunter]

I submitted something like this before.. :) And yes no error is the most unusual event windows can have so they must have put here a popup message too

[karlo]

hahah I have never thought they could make something like this in IE.. That is why I use firefox :)



i use firefox too.:D:D:D

EDIT:heres mine

http://error2.jpg
http://error-1.jpg

double edit:aw it wont appear

[Light]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/36/Windowshasissues.png

[Gasmaskguy]

I like the options.

[EonMaster]

When windows was slow you hit poor windows and thought technical support could solve everything
LOL, so true, who doesn't hit thier computer when things go too slow?

[Gasmaskguy]

Actually... I never hit my computer. I just wait, that's how lame I am.

[EonMaster]

I tend to just start clicking randomly on the screen to get things to work.

[Gasmaskguy]

I bet it is the time it takes you to randomly click that solves it, and not the clicking. :D

[Hunter]

Well at least he does something during that time :D Actually I am ctrl alt del- ing clicking and restarting in this order :) I am impatient..

[EonMaster]

I still remember that ctrl alt del- rarely helped on older computers.

A very popular scenario on older computers:
...program stops working(*sigh*).....ctrl alt del, computer freezes up (cursing)...control screen doesn't show, waits for comp to do something, gives up, pushes power button...(more cursing)