Zealots R' Us

[ImaGiNe.]

Zealots R' Us is one of the leading retailers of Protoss Zealots with more than 8,000 stores worldwide. We have slashed prices (Using Psi-Blades of course!) so that we can extend the savings to you -- the customer! We are so confident that you'll enjoy our Protoss Zealots that we'll throw in +2 upgrades to armor, weapons, and shields!

Does any one else offer that? Nope! They forgot to research it!

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS:
All for the Empire!
Doom to all who threaten the homeworld.
Gee'hous!

Haha! My life for Aiur indeed! So get your Zealot(s) today for only one low payment of 980 Minerals! That's right! 980 Minerals! If you feel that the price is outrageous, we might be able to slash it some more!

BUY NOW!

1 ZEALOT LEFT! GET YOURS TODAY!

[karlo]

hmm...how about cut it to 400 minerals?

[ImaGiNe.]

Thank you for displaying interest in our Protoss Warriors. They serve willingly and honor guides them!

680 minerals and you have yourself a deal! That's a savings of 300 minerals!

[karlo]

hmm...ok lets go.now i can sell it for 900 minerals.

[Meee]

tsk tsk

[karlo]

???what?i didnt get that?

[Meee]

oh don't you worry about it
I was just resisting urge to incinerate something

[karlo]

oh ok...imagine is the riches person on the site,how did he do that?

[BirdofPrey]

No no no buy from me. The starting price is only 950. buy now and I will slash the price to 900 minerals. Discounts available for those who buy multiple zealots at once. ORDER NOW

[Hunter]

Well Looks like everybody wants to sell the Zealots... But not me :P

[kuvasz]

No, I pulled all my stuff that I at least half like out of the trade centre. Though I would need the money more than ever for that blasted MS.

[karlo]

i want to return my zealot to you imagine.