Picking up women with Starcraft knowledge!!

[Prodigal]

Hey dudes, just figured I'd holla! Been meeting lots of beautiful babes with clever pick up lines like;

"Did yu know that Dragoons own Vultures? Your place or mine?"

"Mutalisks aren't as fine as you baby!"

"Wanna go back to my place and see me sharpen my Psi blades?"

"I will cast Psionic storm on your heart"

"Well at least you don't look like an ultralisk, wanna makeout?"

"Hey baby, are you on your period or did a Defiler cast plague on your dress"?

"PSSSSHTWIOOOO. Damn why didn't mind control work on you baby, why don't you just head over to my base for a little M&M"?

"Have you ever wondered what an SCV looks like in his birthday suit? I can show you the way baby."

These classic lines have been tested and work wonders for meeting members of the opposite sex. Be fair though, your new lady killing skills may make others jealous!

[Meee]

"Well at least you don't look like an ultralisk, wanna makeout?"

That one made me lol

[Fenix]

"Hey baby, are you on your period or did a Defiler cast plague on your dress"?


Ew

[Prodigal]

"Hey baby, is that a Zergling in your pocket or would you just like attacking me with adrenal gland upgraded lips?"

[Gasmaskguy]

"Hey baby, wanna M&M?"

[Wlck742]

If you expect to pick up anyone with these you're seriously demented.

[Fenix]

"Hey babe, there's a nuclear launch detected. In my pants."

[Gasmaskguy]

"Hey babe, there's an arclite in my pants.

It sieged when I saw you."

[Psionicz]

Lolol@lines. LMAO@Fenix's plague one.

Ay girl, wanna help test my micro skills using my glauve wurm, cuz if I miss it can always get you on the rebound shot.

You must be a Dark Archon cuz I'm loosing my mind.

Looks like you researched burrow cuz you just errupted into my heart.

Can I take a pic of you so prove that Xel'naga really do exist.

Can I have directions to your Lair please.

Baby I can blow your mind... <nuclear launch detected>

[darkone]

You guys got to be kidding me.

Though you might be able to pick up guys around here, if you like other guys.

Everyone knows I like both.

[Prodigal]

@Zergalicious, I wrote that line, he was just commenting that it was "gross". Just had to think of one that had to do with plague.

@Wick742, Are you kidding me? These lines work like magic you would be amazed at the babes I have landed with these clever one liners!

" Hey there hot stuff, mind if I erect my photon cannon near your mineral patch?"

[darkone]

These are so cheesy d00d.

[Fenix]

"Hey babe, if you require additional Pylons, have I got a deal for you'

[Prodigal]

"Heeeey baabay, mind if I burrow my drones in your creep?"

[darkone]

Are all you guys thinking about is getting in there pants?

Thats bad.
never looks for flings

[Fenix]

Here's a good one, IMO.


"WHA-ZCHUP"
*Rustle rustle*


100 minerals to whoever gets it first.

[KuraiKozo]

EW
I can personally say none of those would ever work on me RL or OL
I may not be a typical girl but i can tell you none of that will ever hook any chick, regardless of what you say. unless she is a fictious character or really REALLY desperate.

[Prodigal]

@kuraikozo

You kidding? A babe would think that kissing liking an adrenal zergling is sexy. Most men can't claim they can do that!

[darkone]

Wtf are you smoking d00d?

[Joneagle_X]

"Hey babe, there's a nuclear launch detected. In my pants."


LOL. Sweet jesus.. almost crying with laughter...

"Baby, you've Seiged my heart, and frankly I'm worried about the splash."

[Fenix]

"Heya sweet thing, those earrings miniature Psi Emitters? Cause I'm drawn to your planetoid."

"My life to do you!"

"*Injection sound* Awwwww yeeeeeeah"

[Gasmaskguy]

darkone, none of us are serious. XD

[Psionicz]

Excuse darkone for his narrow-mindness he operates best when the sun is down.

I don't like to rush

If I was a Marine, you'd be the Bunker

Are you happy to see me or is that a Colossus under your t-shirt

I strike long and hard, call me Crucio

[Wlck742]

I dare you to try that.

[Joneagle_X]

"Wanna practice the Terran push?"

Dude... I've only met one girl who ever liked Starcraft that wasn't Korean.

[KuraiKozo]

LOL
the one i might fall for in RL woudl be "If I was a Marine, you'd be the Bunker". that one made me LOL so hard i almost choked. sorry guys, i don't think many girls woudl go for these lines. Now, if you started quoting lines from WoW then girls might get a clue! xD

KuraiKozo does not approve of WoW. It kills more lives each year then cheesy pickup lines and stupid people combined!

[Meee]

prove it
I find it hard to believe that wow could kill more than stupid people

[darkone]

darkone, none of us are serious. XD


Most of you guys are kidding, but Prodigal seems to not be.


Excuse darkone for his narrow-mindness he operates best when the sun is down.


Yes this is true.

[KuraiKozo]

WoW does, in a metaphorical way. it steals souls O.o

[Joneagle_X]

"Size matters. That's why they call me the Ultralisk."

[Frosty]

"Size matters. That's why they call me the Ultralisk."


lol that was a funny one

[Psionicz]

^Lol

Step into my Viking, I'll take you from the ground to the sky

[kuvasz]

I looked at you and my Yamato started charging up.

[Prodigal]

"I planted a spidermine in your heart and its gonna blow you up!"


"My guardian just hurled acid in your face, your place or mine?"


" Your queen just cast broodling on my erected siege cannon!"

[Nikzad]

you stimulate my glaive wurm

[Fenix]

Nikzad, you've give me inspiration.

You, me, we're glaive wurms. Let's bounce.


For the ladies...

YOU PIG!!!
What? I haven't said anything yet!
Yeah, but you were thinkin' it

[Nikzad]

What can I say, I'm a muse
(lawl see my personal title)

Let me think of a better one
----------
Just the thought of you researches my adrenal gland evolution
" " " " " hardens my carapace

[AcE_01]

lol!! these are awesome!! roflolol so funni

unfortunately im crap with sc pick-uplines.. =[

[darkone]

Hey Nikzad, would any of these work on you? *wink*

[KuraiKozo]

so am i xD
you guys are 1337, no other word.
i love these lines, i'm going to tell them to my friends tomorrow.

[darkone]

I thought you hated them kurai?

[ssjfox]

She never said she hated them, she just said they wouldn't work on any sane woman

[darkone]

I guess.

[ijffdrie]

they didnt work
said with his face covered in blood, nails and red handprints

[Prodigal]

"What is tall scaley, likes to burrow in creep and will leap out and spit spines all over your beautiful face on our first date tonight!"

"Hey there hot lady, your beautiful like Raszagal, swift like a vulture and as voluptous as a raging muta. In otherwords baby, I wanna hatch your larvae..."

"The moment I laid eyes on you I realized I had to upgrade to Charon boosters, because your sexy aerial assualt will have me seeing stars on our first date!"

[Hunter]

Hell, these are something but.. weird :D
No sucess with these for sure :P Here where I live people who know anything about starcraft are rare. Women are more harder to find.

[Fenix]

When a chick finally agrees to go out with you

"Hell, it's about time"

[Nikzad]

come on Fenix, that was weak
made me cringe

Now if you had said:
*in zerg, terran, or protoss voice* COURTSHIP COMPLETE
it would have been better

[Fenix]

If a guy proposes....

"You require more minerals"

[Joneagle_X]

This isn't the "dumping with Starcraft knowledge" thread. :P

[ImaGiNe.]

Your momma is so fat that when she gets parasited by a queen, she reveals the whole map!

Oh wrong thread!

"Hey baby, want to research technology with me?"
"I'll drop Reavers in your base ;)"
"I like big Carriers and I cannot lie..."
"Lets be naughty and merge to make a Dark Archon!"
"Did anybody tell you that your psionic entity glows with beauty?"
"Invalid Target"

[Nikzad]

haha I assume that last one is when she turns you down...

how about:

Baby I want to build your scarabs

[Prodigal]

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED




"Hey baby, your fallout shelter or mine?"


@Praetor Fenix Wow ROFLMAO. "You require more minerals." I imagined the girl/woman saying this in the Overmind's voice. LOL

[KuraiKozo]

LOL christ, you guys have too much time
You're right i said they'd never work. they're so stupid they're funny xD
omg my diaphram hurts from laughing so hard... ahahaha

[darkone]

"Lets be naughty and merge to make a Dark Archon!"


I don't really like most of these, but this one was awesome. This one would so work on me. *hint, hint*

[AcE_01]

"you must be a pile of ultralisk bones cuz baby, i dig you"

Ace =]

[Fenix]

"SCREEE gudgudgoop"

[darkone]

Wtf is that Fenix?

[Fenix]

Zergling.

[Wlck742]

If Blizzard wants further proof it's time they released the Zerg, all they need to do is look at this thread.

[Prodigal]

"Hey there pretty lady, how about we go back to my place, I emp your Templar, and you Irridiate my Mutalisks Glave? RAAAAAOW!"

[KuraiKozo]

LOL xD
to be included in these...i'm going to use the game itself
"baby you can play with my sweet disc anyday."

"get ready, i just got the expansion so it's even bigger than before."

"it's great now, but it'll be better when the second one comes out."

"i'm about to insert by disc into your C drive, get ready to compute."

i know i fail miserably at this, sorry xD

[Fenix]

"get ready, i just got the expansion so it's even bigger than before."


I LOL'd. Literally.

[Gasmaskguy]

Yeah, those were really funny Kurai. :D

[Psionicz]

"get ready, i just got the expansion so it's even bigger than before."

"it's great now, but it'll be better when the second one comes out."

Lolol

Don't you think it would be cool if Blizzard implimented some of these in the character select voices, I lol'd at a few since they were unexpected. Like when you keep clicking on a Valkyrie and she does a Horse noise.

Also I'd like to point out Blizzard is sneaky, notice the only black units were SCVs - workers, and Duran - was/is a slave to someone and at one point Kerrigan?
PLUS when you keep clicking on an SCV he makes reference to a water melon patch or something, come on Blizzard ;]

[Nikzad]

"i'm about to insert by disc into your C drive, get ready to compute."



They were all good except for this one. Terrible pickup line, Kurai; absolutely HORRENDOUS...everyone knows that C: is your hard drive and D: is your disk drive

pshhh get with the program

[KuraiKozo]

i can mess up things whenev want xP

here we go:
"i know they use the D drive for discs, babe, but the C drive is so much harder" ^-^

[BirdofPrey]

Hey baby want me to put my hard drive into your case?

[Trooper_Lozer]

wow prodigal, that one with the templar and the mutalisk is really screwed up.... =P

[Inside Sin]

"Heeeey baabay, mind if I burrow my drones in your creep?"


So thats how you spread crabs... :O

"Are you hot, or is my FlameThrower in the way?"

"Want to come back to my lair for some sexual morphing?"

"You mean all hydras are guys!?"

[Fenix]

Let's interface to see if our systems are compatible.
=O

[AcE_01]

i got one that doesnt relate to your genital or genital size or drilling a girl with your genital.

"hey is that green stuff make-up? or are u infested?..cuz u look beautiful =P"

"ill make 30 marines dance for you..just because your so pretty"

[DevilsGate]

You guys should all move to Korea, coz these lines would actually work!

[Prodigal]

Good idea! I would go up to a South Korean girl and say this, guaranteeing me a date, sex and many other privileges;

"Hey there, you know you are almost as pretty as a Zergling with speed upgrades!"

[Light]

That would totally zergling rush her heart :D

[Hunter]

You guys should all move to Korea, coz these lines would actually work!

ahhahah nice, I thought not many girls like SC.. But I remember seeing some SC pro matches and there were girls.. So maybe they like it there. Picking up someone would be weird with these tough.

[KuraiKozo]

["hey is that green stuff make-up? or are u infested?..cuz u look beautiful =P"]
LOL ace xD

[darkone]

OMFG such a phailed attempt.

Rofllmaool.

[Prodigal]

"Hey baby, how about I sit you on top of a Photon cannon thats charging up and I'll twirl you around!"

[Inside Sin]

"Would you like to see my Interceptor?"

[Prodigal]

"If you have a minute I can show you how I shoot off my scarabs for massive splash damage."

[motto]

not funny

[Light]

^ Hey, shouldnt this guy be banned already?

[furrer]

May i borrow you keyboard then?

[KuraiKozo]

lol i love this thread xD

[Fenix]

"I don't have time to f**k around.

Wait, no, I do'


(Vulture for peeps who don't get it)

[MarineCorp]

'Hey, you look as beautiful as a Carrier, mind if i add some interceptors for you?'

[Prodigal]

"Hey baby, should we Recall to your place or mine?"

"Like me naked baby? Put me in stasis so it will last longer!"

" I'm going to cast Dweb on your cannon and then drop my zealots into your mineral patch!"

[darkone]

Prodigal I don't mean to be mean but, your lines are cheesier then all others in this thread combined.

[BirdofPrey]

True, but this whole thread is an abomination anyways.

[darkone]

Rofllmaool.

[AcE_01]

"hey baby do you wanna sit on top on my photon cannon? cuz i will drill you good.. =P"

lol! my first time giving a rude pickup line =]

[Prodigal]

@darkone coming from someone who thought that people actually wanted to use these lines...well that doesn't mean much. Besides alot of people love this thread.

My pick up lines work, its a fact.

[AcE_01]

i think i would get slapped....hmm i wanna try it =]

hey a good friend of mine, she plays war3...can anyone think of a good war3 pickup line?

[Prodigal]

@ace_01 I have a good one for you.

"Hey there beautiful, they tell me I am a ghoul in the sack and am practically a meat wagon!"

"Hey baby I'm your hero, why don't you give me some experience so I can level up?"

[AcE_01]

"Hey baby I'm your hero, why don't you give me some experience so I can level up?"

oh dam!! this one is good!!! =P lol! ure awesome..im gna try this one ok? ill let u know what happens in about...a couple of days =D

[Psionicz]

When I find a girl who likes games a lot I will try one of these lines, then post what happened. This should be funny :powerup: for Prodigal

[KuraiKozo]

LOL i play games and only a select few woudl work on me here ^-^
but some of them woul work on me, not that i count for any of the of the female populous on this subject.

[ijffdrie]

^ Hey, shouldnt this guy be banned already?



i think he is dutch...

[Gasmaskguy]

What difference does that make?

[KuraiKozo]

he has diplomatic immunity? xD

[furrer]

No, it means hes as wierd as ijffdrie :D

[KuraiKozo]

omg there's another who can be as insane as him?
that's impossible.
i hope he doesn't have a voice as well. that'd make 3 of us on the forum that do.

[furrer]

4 people (myself)
no 5 (my second voice)
:D
I would never use them in my country, no girls play SC in Denmark, the only game they know is WOW, and whenever i talk about a game they think its WOW, AND I HATE WOW...

[KuraiKozo]

i hate WoW as well.
and i have to count as many ppl then, i have lotsa voices.

[Fenix]

....8 pages. Impressive.

[Hunter]

There will be more if someone can come up with other pick up lines.. I just came here to laugh :)

[Prodigal]

"hey babe, did I tell you I drive a Battlecruiser, how about me and you hop into the backseat and I will show you my Yamato cannon!"

"I drive a real fast Wraith babe, and I would be happy to uncloak it for you so you can check out my big bulging missle launchers."

[AcE_01]

GUYS GUYS!! today i just used the war3 pick up line (that Prodigal gave me) on my female friend that plays war3:

"Hey im your hero, so why dont you give me some experience so i can level up"

she looked at me, then said "aw aaron!! your so wrong!!" then laughed..and hit me on the shoulder.,,but she liked it =P

haha funni stuff =]

[ijffdrie]

that is a once in an eternity experience LOL

[AcE_01]

i know eh...it was cool but =]
i needa come up with some more war3 pick-up lines now...cmon help me out peoples =D llol =]

[Prodigal]

"Hey there, I'lll trade you some lumber for your "heart"."

Ok that one was really cheesy...here is another.

"My heart was broken, but then a necromancer came along and resurrected it as a pair of skeletons, and those pair of skeletons want to take you out on a date."

" Oh baby! MOUNT MY HIPPOGRYPH! *moans*."

[furrer]

I will cast ensnare on you with my raider :D

[Meee]

It's more like "Are you a rider? Because you've ensnared my heart!"

[Light]

''I want to have your broodlings!''

[Prodigal]

"Hey baby, when you told me my Peons were tiny and destroyed my Altar, it broke my heart!!"

[Wlck742]

"I think I'm a Blademaster. I swear I could see my mirror image in your pants."

[AcE_01]

^
LOL omgoshness!! this one here is classic! lol

[Nikzad]

How about:
You might as well call me a kodo beast cuz I'm gonna eat you right up

PS - Is it Switzerland that has diplomatic immunity? I know that they are diplomatically neutral but I don't know about immune.
PPS - I'm in the Netherlands right now for 5 months on my study abroad semester so don't be too surprised if I come and go (probably "going" more often)

[ijffdrie]

yo nikzad, what city are you in, i LIVE in amsterdam

[DevilsGate]

WOAH off topic ppl, i wanna learn more about how to pick up korean women!

[L89]

"Girl, I'll give you my genes (jeans) and you can be my spawning pool"

[ijffdrie]

...that sucked...


remember children, our world is full, always use a condom, except maybe once or twice

[L89]

Pff, no one told you that you were (a) full when you overpopulated yourself :P

Plus, girls dig guys who are willing to be in for the long haul.

[KuraiKozo]

Plus, girls dig guys who are willing to be in for the long haul.

obviously you don't know a whole lot about girls ;)

[Prodigal]

hawt girls really dig dudes who are totally rad at Starcraft. I told some babes I mastered teh zergling rush and they follow me around everywhere, screaming our names!!

[L89]

obviously you don't know a whole lot about girls ;)


Possibly, Kurai, possibly (and who am I to argue with a girl on such foreign a territory ;) )... but a whole lot more than that zergling rush guy below you :P ...which I'm not sure is anything to brag about::)

Btw, from your signature, it is clear that EatMeReturns shares the same opinion as me...though in his case, it seems that he prefers to do the long haul thing with...eh...your sexy book and make baby squirrels sequels.
Yeeeesss, EatMeReturns, you and I are truly on our path of noble mastery - if not to full comprehension of girls - at least still the understanding of the universe (/or a profound grasp on the reproductive organs and sexual anatomy of a book)...which is by no means a shameful second place.

Plus, Kurai, you never really gave me the chance to explain myself when I said "girls dig guys who are willing to be in for the long haul" did you?I'm not implying anything...just saying that it is dangerous to assume ;)

[AcE_01]

^
hmm...i like this guy =]

[KuraiKozo]

Possibly, Kurai, possibly (and who am I to argue with a girl on such foreign a territory ;) )... but a whole lot more than that zergling rush guy below you :P ...which I'm not sure is anything to brag about::)

Btw, from your signature, it is clear that EatMeReturns shares the same opinion as me...though in his case, it seems that he prefers to do the long haul thing with...eh...your sexy book and make baby squirrels sequels.
Yeeeesss, EatMeReturns, you and I are truly on our path of noble mastery - if not to full comprehension of girls - at least still the understanding of the universe (/or a profound grasp on the reproductive organs and sexual anatomy of a book)...which is by no means a shameful second place.

Plus, Kurai, you never really gave me the chance to explain myself when I said "girls dig guys who are willing to be in for the long haul" did you?I'm not implying anything...just saying that it is dangerous to assume ;)


Oh, I apologize. Assuming is something I tend to do very much with anyone when I hear somethign siggestive. After all, this thread IS about picking up women, so must stuff is very sugestive [not that i don't like it ;) ]

And unless you've followed the link that belongs with the picture, I doubt you share the same opinion. Hey, I could be wrong, you could've read it, but somehow I just assume you read it. Though it's dangerous to assume. Yessum, I have a character in my books i'd be willing to make many babies sequels with. After all, I already have 5 sequels ;D

and if you men want a way to a woman's heart, compliments, not pickup lines implying sex, are normally the best way to go [not that I am saying this topic is seriousness. I know it's not. and it's awesome BTW :thumbup: ]. And women like relations, so in a way they DO like a guy in for the long haul. that is, if by "in" you mean "fit for" and "the long haul" you mean "a stable relation". girls dig relations, take it from me :P

[jrc3234]

" Hey there hot stuff, mind if I erect my photon cannon near your mineral patch?"


HAHAHA that made me ROFL

[Nikzad]

yo nikzad, what city are you in, i LIVE in amsterdam


I'm in Maastricht
**** YEAH CARNIVAL

[ijffdrie]

oh yeah carnival kicks ass, but we northeren dutchies always make jokes about limburg and belgium(they also about us)

kurai: you ever thought what kind of people are attraccted to this site by your sig?

[Gizmo4life]

Karneval was probably the best 5 days of my life, but i thought karneval was a rheinland thing and not a belgian thing. Gotta be in Koeln bro. Heres me at Rosenmontagzug in Köln spitting mad game at this german girl, working my way to explaining my starcraft skills ;).

[Meee]

Is that one of those Headcrabs, or what?

[AcE_01]

so...did u get some p**sy?? =D

[Gizmo4life]

ummm its a wig, kölns colors are red and white. and yes yes i did.

[AcE_01]

score!!!!!!
gj matey =]

[KuraiKozo]

@ijffdrie: really cool people? XD

[Kaaraa]

"You shoot faster than a stimmed marine!"
lol :P

[L89]

^
says the medic, who continued: "A severe case of acute PE but that's what I'm dressed in white for."

[AcE_01]

^
says the medic, who continued: "Sir, i have already checked you out."

[Prodigal]

Hey did you really use Starcraft lines on that girl? :o

And is that really a picture of you? ;)

[Gizmo4life]

yes it is really me, no i didnt use starcraft lines, mostly because i highly doubt many germans know starcraft. Karneval got brought up so i thought it would be kinda on topic.

[AcE_01]

but u still got p**sy? dam good on ya! =]

[Prodigal]

"Is that Hydralisk in your pocket? Or did you shoot a spine in my face because you were happy to see me?"

"Hey baby, your lurker is hawt, wanna rub my Ultralisks Chintonous plating?"

"Hey there hawt stuff. My Zealot is not wearing pants, want to see his pylon warp in?"

[Ursawarrior]

omg, lolz

[Prodigal]

"Hey baby, when I first saw you, all my scourge imploded!"

"Hey hot babe, can I uncloak your dress?"

"Mind if I irridiate your cocooned mutalisk?

"You are so beautiful that I want to cast lockdown on your heart and nuke your hatchery!"

[AcE_01]

"Hey hot babe, can I uncloak your dress?"



LOL...man this is a nice one... =]

[ItzaHexGor]

Haha, "Hey baby, when I first saw you, all my scourge imploded!" is better.

[AcE_01]

hey you! You must be a pile of ultralisk bones cuz baby, i dig you!!!

[needler]

"Size matters. That's why they call me the Ultralisk."

And that's why you shouldn't say: Its a Zergling [insert name here], smaller type of Zerg.

[KuraiKozo]

hmmm. i wonder of sites with girls ever have ways to pick up guys with girl talk forums xD

[darkone]

Rofl.

[Indigent]

Wow, these are freaking funny, but I doubt they would work on the girls where I live around. And who says there are no girls on THIS forum?

[ijffdrie]

kuraikazo is the only girl frequent poster around here

[Ursawarrior]

i think kurai is the ONLY girl here..... i could be wrong tho

[Ayzee]

Roses are red
violets are blue
my life is for aiur
but my heart is for you

[Kaaraa]

Let's do some role-playing. I'll be the zergling...you'll be the Nydus Canal...and I'll hide inside you...

[Ursawarrior]

"hey baby, wanna see the steelix in my pants?"
(oh sh*t, wrong place)

[LordKerwyn]

As a mod this topic makes me groan to look at.... Try and be a little bit more creative please.

[AcE_01]

lol, 11 pages...this is awesome.

[furrer]

Let's do some role-playing. I'll be the zergling...you'll be the Nydus Canal...and I'll hide inside you...

I feel sorry for you, is "he" so little?

[ItzaHexGor]

Haha! Burn!

[KuraiKozo]

I feel sorry for you, is "he" so little?

ouch man, he insulted your manlihood, you gonna take that?

@Ayzee: i might fall for that one if someone pulled it on me xD




ALSO, i know this is for starcraft, but this video, seriously, it belongs here xD
be warned, it says you have to be 18+ but it's nothign bad, just terribly suggestive xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciuYTeu4Qc

[furrer]

I have seen that one before, one of the most famous WOW "movies" as far as i remember.

[ijffdrie]

lol funny vid

[LordKerwyn]

Im not sure if I want ot laugh or smite Kurai for forcing me to watch it....

[Kaaraa]

God, that's so horribly funny! ;D

[KuraiKozo]

*cowers*
please Kerwyn don't smite me!

[Wlck742]

I lol'ed

[AcE_01]

i loled too... XD

[KuraiKozo]

yay i have brought happiness from a vid i got from meh friend ^-^

[Wlck742]

Laughter =/= happiness.

[Ayzee]

@kuraikozo

I'll keep that in mind ;)

[KuraiKozo]

<.< don't hold your hopes up, man xD

[ijffdrie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EGF_8BWFLk


very funny vid

[AcE_01]

oaff...Ayzee!! go for it son!! try to win her over!!! =P

[Ayzee]

Haha, I've never seen or talked to her. I'm not that guy. :)

[KuraiKozo]

@ijffdrie:
i love that song, it's awesome, i sing to it at school with my friends xD

@Ayzee:
good, because i'd never get won over

@ace:
stop trying to hook me up with people xD lol

[Ayzee]

Besides, I'm swedish.

[AcE_01]

^
nice! i was born in sweden to tell you the truth...but then moved to Australia when i was 10...lol =]

kurai can i "uncloak your dress?" ;)









































jks!! =D

[Major Willy]

Hey baby, your Observer just detected my love for you!

[Ayzee]

@AcE_01
Awsome. Where in Sweden were you born/did you live?

[AcE_01]

^
a little place call Halstarhammer (i cant remember how to spell it..it was so long ago)

[Ayzee]

Hallstahammar : )

..which is actually a small suburb to where I live. Awesome, I'd love to study in Australia for a year or so.. I have a few friends living over there atm.

[KuraiKozo]

@ace:
good thing i never wear dresses =P

@ayzee:
coolness, ximni lives in sweden, too! (not that i have any idea what being swedish has to do with this XD )

[Ayzee]

^ Being Swedish basically puts me around the world from you(I think), therefore making it a waste of time IF I were to - theoretically - put the moves on you :)

[AcE_01]

^
wow tahts really cool. Well, i dont mind visiting Sweden again...it was supercold in winter though...>.> lol
yeah australia is great! pretty nice weather and stuff. Nice girls n stuff =D
@kurai can i uncloack your......naa...jks. im not like that =P

[ijffdrie]

but i most certainly am!
can i uncloak your...?

[AcE_01]

..your clothes =P

I DIDNT SAY IT!!! LENGA MIND CONTROLLED ME!!! >.<

[KuraiKozo]

LOL xD

@ijff, kerwyn seems to have found ur post inappropriate xD

[Sakujou]

Need more overlords? cause I can be all over you tonight...

'-'

[AcE_01]

hey babe, are you a parking ticket? cuz you got FINE written all over you.

oh wait...this is not sc....MEH! XD

[LordKerwyn]

Eh not really kurai (atleast not very much worse than anything else in this thread), I just dislike threads like this in general because just one bad post and it can make a turn for the worse anf if the wrong person sees, well it doesn't give us a very good rep. So I tend to have a bit of a twichty trigger finger in threads like this when it comes to things that may insinuate a little bit to much or are not joking enough.

[ijffdrie]

just because im 14 isnt it?

[KuraiKozo]

Awww, that's only a year younder than me, it's okay drie *pats*

and good idea, kerwyn, i never though of that. I knew there was a reason you were a moderator. It's all about the brains ^-^

[ijffdrie]

than why is kerwyn a moderator


DONT BAN ME?

[Meee]

than why is kerwyn a moderator


He owns three Motherships, go figure

[KuraiKozo]

@ace: wow. xD that's amazing.

almsot as bad as
"hey babe, did you hurt your head when you fell from heaven?" or stuff like that xD

i got a SC2 one!
"hey babe, you can play during my tournament anyday"
"you be the terran and i'll be the zerg and infect you inside and out." [<--idk if that one was used xD if it was sorry @.@]

@ijffdrie: you better watch it XD

[ijffdrie]

if i were a woman i would fall for those

[KuraiKozo]

well then you're inner woman is WEAK.
that's right, i'm calling your feminine side out =P

[Meee]

You mean lenga?

[Light]

Haha

[AcE_01]

lololol

nice work kurai, how about this one:
if i could re-arrange the alphabet, ill put u and i together ;)

[Inpox]

hah nice .. i have no idea if someone already said this but im to lazy to check

'Wanna see my tank go into siege mode???'

[KuraiKozo]

xD nice one ace, and pretty good inpox.

i'd totally like to see it in siege mode ;D
xD lol

[ijffdrie]

what is wrong with lenga being female?

[Meee]

she's weak

[ijffdrie]

...
BAN ACE!
...
that was really rude...

[AcE_01]

you mean the pickup line? or me calling Lenga hawwt?

[ijffdrie]

both

are you a nullifier?
cause you just my little marines fly!

[AcE_01]

mad...15 pages...rofl

[ijffdrie]

only 15 for the most adult thread on the forum

[Prodigal]

"Hey there haawt stuff! Mind if my infestor infests you barracks thats right inbetween your depots?"

"Hey sugar mama, I saw your jaw hit the floor when I unburrowed my Ultra for you. Isn't his chintinous plating...arousing?

"My Overseer detected you, and wants to alert you that Dark Templar are sexfully sneaking into your base and they want to stab your miners near your mineral patch!"

[KuraiKozo]

*looks at prodigal's* i'm unsure whether to laugh or get a restraining order xD lol

[Major Willy]

Don't worry baby, I'm wearing a Defensive Matrix.

[AcE_01]

"Hey there haawt stuff! Mind if my infestor infests you barracks thats right inbetween your depots?"


tahts really good...but sounds abit..dirty...like u wanna give the girl an infection in her ..punpun..lol

[Major Willy]

Remember boys and girls, always wear a Defensive Matrix!

[Ayzee]

"Someone called for a sperminator"

[AcE_01]

hey babe ure so dam sexy that i zergasm a zergling rush to your mineral patch

[KuraiKozo]

this no longer seems to be pickup lines, just likes you spew to a girl if u wanna have sex xD

[AcE_01]

^
rofl!! ure right..but i tried making pick-up lines..but sex lines are way easier..rofl

[Major Willy]

So Kurai. You busy tonight?

Smooth.