Contest: Make 11-Sodium lose his lunch!

[11-Sodium]

The contest is to combine two foods that can be bought in a grocery store into the most disgusting combination possible, e.g. mayonnaise and anchovies. The foods must not be prohibitively expensive or absurdly hard to come by (in the United States, FL specifically), and must also not contain any alcohol (I am under 21). I will determine the winner, and I will be fair: I will choose the food combination that disgusts me the most.

The rules, explicitly listed:
--Must be a combination of exactly two (2) foods.
--Must be edible (safe to eat) and made for humans
--Cannot contain almonds (I am allergic).
--Cannot involve any preparation beyond combining the two foods (no raw meats, etc.).
--Must contain no alcohol.
--Must not be expensive foods (like caviar) or foods that are hard to come by in the US (crickets). If this criterion is failed, I will inform the contestant.
--I am the sole judge of the winner and the eligible runners up.

EDIT: Contest ends on Saturday the 16th of February, at 12:00 Noon Eastern Standard Time.

Prize: 200 minerals and a PowerUp to the victor, as well as a picture of me eating the food.
I will also PowerUp the runners up who have excellent suggestions, though I won't actually eat their submissions.

Good luck, have fun, and make me lose my lunch.

EDIT 2: Must be food prepared for a human. No dogfood, etc!

EDIT 3: No raw meats or eggs, sorry!

[BirdofPrey]

Does it have to be food made specifily for humans?

[11-Sodium]

Yes, rules have been made clear on that point.

[BirdofPrey]

Bah no cat food then. You take all the fun out of it.

Back to the drawing board

[33-Arsenic]

The Hijikata special!

Mayonnaise and cooked soba noodles!!!! Well, it doesn't have to be soba noodles, but any cooked noodles would suffice.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH!

[Fenix]

Seaweed and durians.

[BirdofPrey]

WTF is a durian

Also how expensive is calamari in your neck of the woods Na?

[11-Sodium]

Durians are hard to come by, sorry Fenix.

BoP, calamari has an acceptable price tag.

[Fenix]

Dude, I live in Utah, and I can get Duriens.....-.-

[Wlck742]

How much does sushi cost in your neighborhood?

[ImaGiNe.]

Ketchup and Pancakes.

[Wlck742]

That's not too bad, actually.

But if sushi's good, sushi and cheetos.

[Fenix]

I eat sushi and sour cream and onion chips.

I've got it!!

Mangoes and raw garlic!!

[11-Sodium]

@ Fenix: I have never seen Durians being sold at a store. I have been to a number of weird markets, but the only time I saw durians was in Chinatown in San Francisco. The only time I have ever eaten durian was from a can that my uncle brought from Singapore. Sorry, but since I am the sole arbiter in this contest, durians are out.

@Wick742: Sushi is affordable.

[Wlck742]

Raw garlic's not that bad actually.

Butter and wasabi.

Barring that butter and sushi.

[Shadowdragon]

Mcdonalds Chicken Nuggets and mayonnaise

If that's impossible,

Chicken Nuggets and heavy amounts of salt

[BirdofPrey]

The former would probably taste decent

Remember its supposed to be nasty

[10-Neon]

Pineapple and sardines.

[Inside Sin]

A Lemon smashed into a cup, then add salt.

Recipe to a High Blood Pressure :)

[Gasmaskguy]

Shrimp and vanilla icecream?

[furrer]

Chocolate and mayonnaise

[Light]

Ketchup and roasted onions (or just onions)


Ewwww

[MarineCorp]

Salt water with ketchup

that's not 3 right?

[Meee]

chocolate + coke

after my friend did that once he didn't touch coke for years

[Hunter]

oranges with ketchup. even thinking of it makes me sick.

[Light]

I hate ketchup. Well, I guess the most disgusting I would say is snails with ketchup, but I dont think snails are sold anywhere near you. Yeah, people really eat them. I have big snailophobia though.

[Meee]

hoe ken u h8 ketchup :O

[Light]

Its really not my thing. I find it disgusting, thats all. For hotdogs, I prefer spicy mustard. I also dont like tomato juice (Yeah, they sell that in Russia...Ewwww...dunno about western countries, but I havent seen any of it being sold here)

[Hunter]

Once I saw tomato juice... Once my friend offered it to me... I can't stand it. now that is disgusting..

[Light]

But I do like onions and garlic though (I mentioned it earlier, being mixed with ketchup, as a lunch-breaker). I just eat garlic with bread and salt, well that's okay, but I loved taking sweet onions (they aren't really sweet...its just a type of onions. They are called that. Different taste anyway) cutting them up in rings and adding some sunflower oil (not car oil >.>) and salt (all in a cup) and eating with bread. Yum yum. But I cant find/ have any resolve to find where they sell sweet onions here. Damn. Normal onion doesn't work that good. And I suggest you also don't try it unless you like to having your tongue burn in never-ending pain (Sweet onions, right right >.>) But IMO its delicious.

[Hunter]

Wow nice recipie.. Actually I like to eat honey with sliced apple at any time. It is healthy and delicious.. If you eat it with a bit of cinnamon it is even better.

[11-Sodium]

This thread is getting a little off topic...those sound appetizing, not disgusting.

[Hunter]

I've already told you something disgusting I am sorry :) And if you feel like it you can also try out the good ones.

[Psionicz]

Can I suggest more than one? If not ignore the ones after the first:

1. Sherbert and Steamed Broccoli
2. Custard lumps (cold custard included) and Fresh mushrooms
3. Coca Cola mixed with pure melted dark chocolate

[11-Sodium]

There is no rule against making multiple entries, though if someone spams they will be disqualified.

Please keep the foods "raw." No heating/cooking allowed. For instance, instead of melted chocolate, suggest chocolate syrup.

[Ursawarrior]

peanut butter and strawberries....... wait, thats not disgusting... rethinking....

[Shadowdragon]

Whopper with bacon and a nutrition menu

[Seradin]

Brown Sugar and Orange Juice.

[kuvasz]

I hope it hasn't been posted yet: pickles and milk.

[Ursawarrior]

speaking of coke.......

just eat a huge amount of mentos..... swallow them whole please
then chug a diet coke, I DARE YOU! (but please, dont do this)

[jrc3234]

CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM AND KETCHUP MIXED IN A BLENDER

[darkone]

Raw eggs and pancake mix.

[11-Sodium]

No raw eggs or meats. Rules have been clarified in that regard.

[dewmonster]

Canned Tuna + Chocolate Sauce

[Inside Sin]

Tomato Sauce/Ketchup is sooo high in salt that it makes it sweet taste.

I <3 Tomato soup, snails are also VERY delicious.

I KNOW THE RECIPE OF DEATH.

One tea/tablespoon of Cinnamon ( Ground ) and then sprinkle it over a buscuit...... or on its own. 0.0

[ItzaHexGor]

BBQ sauce on ice-cream.
An ole recipe from when the camp caterer's mixed up the chocolate topping and BBQ sauce.

[EonMaster]

Vanilla icing on balony

[darkone]

Its bologna Eon.

[EonMaster]

I can say it how I want :)

Bologna sounds too....official.

[jrc3234]

If you had spelled it baloney...I'd have known what you were talking about. I was like "Balony? whats that?"

[ItzaHexGor]

Anyone heard the Weird Al song 'My Bologna' to the tune of 'My Sharona'? :P

[BirdofPrey]

link me

[ItzaHexGor]

'My Sharona' by the Knack: (for the people who haven't heard it, *glares in hatred*) http://youtube.com/watch?v=XR4YH1N04pc

'My Bologna' by Weird Al:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jJJlj6TYzT0&feature=related

[EonMaster]

If you had spelled it baloney...I'd have known what you were talking about. I was like "Balony? whats that?"
Is my spelling that bad? It must be...

[AcE_01]

inside sin is right...

a tablespoon of cinnamon is death...i tell you why..

cinnamon is super dry...by the time its in your mouth...it would be super impossible to swallow due to the dryness. if ure gna try it make sure u have alot of water with you =]

anywyaz my suggestion:
(do you guys have vegemite in your area? its an australian brand...anwyayz)

vegemite and orange jam on toast (i hope that is not 3 things...lol)
=]

[ItzaHexGor]

I don't like Vegemite to begin with, I'd hate to try it with jam on toast...
By the way, do you mean orange as in the fruit? Or as in the orange colored jam which is actually apricot?
Just as a side note, one of my favorite things to put on bread, despite everyone else saying it's disgusting, is peanut butter and cheese (preferably Bega cheddar cheese). :D

[BirdofPrey]

vegemite and orange jam on toast (i hope that is not 3 things...lol)
=]
Aw dude NO. Just no
(on second though put some of that on some [mon] calamari

One thing I want to knowis why this topic is to make Na lose his lunch but anything with the possibility of inducing vomiting has been turned down. Makes no sense.

[ItzaHexGor]

What are you actually referring to when you say 'no'? Are you referring to his cinnamon comment or his suggestion of Vegemite and jam toast?
Don't quote the whole thing dude, just quote the part that you're responding to.

[BirdofPrey]

What the? It didn't delete.

[11-Sodium]

This is somewhat in response to BoP, but applies to all contestants:

The idea is not to induce vomiting by gastrointestinal means (poison!), but by just being that disgusting. Raw eggs and meat can carry diseases such as salmonella, and have other potentially serious health risks. The idea is that it should be safe to eat without resulting in rejection by the stomach; something that, by virtue of tasting/smelling/feeling so nasty, will sicken me. And it isn't as though a title such as that should be taken literally anyway.

I did mention raw meats in the original rules as an example of something unsafe to eat, and forgot to mention eggs. It is hard to cover all the possible rules right off. Hopefully I won't have to make any more clarifications to the rules.

Please keep it safe to eat. My decisions apply to all entries, so it isn't as though I am playing favorites or anything. You aren't pressed for time to come up with ideas yet, either.

[furrer]

What about milk and coke?

[Hunter]

No milk with ketchup! well mixed. yummi :D

[ItzaHexGor]

Sugar and peppercorns.

[BirdofPrey]

No milk with ketchup! well mixed. yummi :D
Coke curdles milk BTW

[Hunter]

Really? Now that must look ugly..

[KuraiKozo]

limburger cheese and pickled pigs feet :D

[11-Sodium]

Okay, the contest is OVER. Any posts after this one will not be considered, but feel free to post any other suggestions. I will have a decision by the end of the day.

Edit:
Results:

1st prize: 200 minerals, a powerup, and a picture of me eating it (will be taken on Sunday, February 17)
Canned tuna and chocolate sauce, suggested by dewmonster

Runners up (in order of submission): a powerup
Custard lumps and fresh mushrooms, suggested by Zergalicious
Milk and coke, suggested by furrer
Limburger cheese and pickled pigs feet, suggested by kuraikozo

[furrer]

Happy Meal :D

[ItzaHexGor]

Damn, it's over. If only I'da said 'Big Mac with a small fries'...

[dewmonster]

Ahh yee.
Personally, I think milk and coke should have been the winner, because that sounds horrible.

[Psionicz]

w00t I'm a runner up, nice one dew ;]

Canned Tuna and Chocolate sauce don't seem that bad tho I should try it

[EonMaster]

If only I made it in runner up...

Vanilla icing and baloney doesn't sound bad, but I've tried it and it is terrible. I tried it as a kid because I thought since both baloney and icine were good, they would taste better together.

I found out just how wrong my assumtion was :D

[KuraiKozo]

eon, i'm gonan find joo and hit joo today! >D
be ready!

[Blackskies]

hobenero peppers and and cayenne pepper if that doesnt make you vomit then ill find some more spicy ingredients btw is indian food available? wait actually... It should be I live in florida as well and i can turn down just about any street there in a major city and find a resturaunt. So if that doesnt work try vindaloo with out the rice and wasabe :D

[11-Sodium]

Well, I ate it and it was completely nasty. Had a pulpy tuna texture, smelled like messed up tuna, and was sickeningly fishy and chocolate-flavored. It was also somewhat dry, so it took too long to swallow. I am still being affected by the aftertaste, despite having a drink.

Images can be found here:
http://picasaweb.google.com/Sodium70mg/TunaAndChocolateSauce

Edit:
I am never doing this again.

[furrer]

I had a bad smell in the mouth when I just read you post....
got worser with the pic´s

[Drew]

Hnn. I didn't see a gif of you swallowing it. I think you'll have to do it again to prove it.

[dewmonster]

Oh my God, that looked even more disgusting than I thought it would.

[KuraiKozo]

I'd eat that ^-^

[Rex]

A video would be awesome!!! Dude you deserve a :powerup: just for the awesome entertainment!.

I had something good too, one of those cubed blood blocks (Boiled, and its pig blood) and a mashed up hotdog.

[KuraiKozo]

blood pudding is tasty...*drools*
wanna eat soem of that but it's hard to get.

[Ursawarrior]

i dont have to combine two foods......
ill just say......

" i love you! "

feeling the need to throw up yet?

[11-Sodium]

No, I don't feel the need to throw up from "I love you!"

Bloody hotdogs or puddings, on the other hand, do elicit a "yuck" reaction. A shame (or my good fortune?) that the contest is over.

[Tankman131]

a gallon of hot sauce with beans (Trust me, you will blow chunks)

P.S. This is mainly from the mixture of blinding heat of the sauce, and the beans texture

[ItzaHexGor]

Eating a gallon of anything would make you throw up because your stomach isn't able to hold that much (not that you'd be able to get it down in the first place).

[Tankman131]

your stomach can stretch to three gallons

\(I also meant just a lot of hpotsauce with the beqans, no exact amount)

[ItzaHexGor]

I wasn't having a go at you, I was commenting that eating a gallon of anything would make you throw up (unless it ruptured your stomach first).
I think you've got a few facts mixed up. A human stomach can only hold about four litres, tops. A gallon is equal to about four and a half litres. One gallon, or four and a half litres, is more than your stomach can take. Three gallons would be equal to thirteen and a half litres. Just imagine that for a second. It'd be like drinking seven bottles of milk in one sitting.

[furrer]

Some people have bigger sotmaches then other...

[ItzaHexGor]

I assure you that no-one would have a stomach big enough to hold thirteen and a half litres. Just think of how much that would actually be. Imagine seven bottles of milk. That's how much you'd have to drink in one sitting.

[furrer]

Imagine fattest man in the world

[ItzaHexGor]

The fattest man in the world would be large because he's got so much excess fat, not because he's got super-sized organs. A really fat person has the same sized organs as an anorexic person. The only reason they're different in size is because of the amount of fat they've got on them.

[furrer]

Thats not right, its well known that fat people have a bigger stomach (a result of the eating)...

[ItzaHexGor]

You mean that they've stretched their stomach from filling it so often? Or that the reason they're fat is because they've had to eat more?

[furrer]

First one, if you eat to much the stomach will "grow" bigger, and therefore they will feel a bigger hunger (a bad circle right?)

[AcE_01]

from wikipedia:
"The stomach can expand to hold between 2-4 liters of food."

"n humans, the stomach has a volume of about 50 mL when empty. After a meal, it generally expands to hold about 1 liter of food, but can hold as much as 4 liters. When drinking milk it can expand to just under 6 pints, or 3.4 liter."

ure right there itzahexgor

i also believe that if you overeat, or fill your stomach too much, you can have a medical condition call bloat (gastric dilatation-volvulus).

source: wikipedia.com

[ItzaHexGor]

@ furrer. Where'd you hear this? It's not necessarily true. If someone thinks more, then their brain won't grow in size, it'll just become more effective at thinking. Just like how if someone eats a lot, their stomach won't grow, it'll just become more effective at digesting those types of foods. I think you might be getting confused with the fact that the stomach shrinks and grows depending on how much food is in it or not. A starving person's stomach will be smaller than someone who's just eaten, just like how an empty bag will be smaller than a full one.
People get fat because they have an excess amounts of fat on their body, not because their stomach grows. Even if it did grow, it still wouldn't be able to hold thirteen and a half litres.
@ AcE_11. I think being bloated has to do with having too much gas in your stomach. I'm not sure what causes it, I assume it's the same cause of burping and farting. As you said, it's where there is more in your stomach than there should be.

[furrer]

Yeah i must have heard wrong (checked some other sites, because i dint trust wiki), but found out that fat people have an easier time because it gets trough their stomach faster, because its so "trained".