Corrupt-a-wish 2

[Light]

Part 2.

The rules are simple. I start off making a wish, and then the next person finds a way in which the wish will go bad, or tag some downside to it. Then they post a wish, and the pattern continues. You can wish for whatever you want.

Examples:
1: I wish for 3 buckets of rotten plumbs
2a: Granted, but the buckets have holes in them.
2b: I wish I had a DeLorean DMC-12
3a: Granted, but you can't get it up to 88 MPH
3b: I wish I had a Yellow Submarine
4a: Granted, but it is pedal-powered.

..and so on.
If the wish is incorruptible, corrupt it anyways!

EDIT: No explicitly killing the previous wisher!

Last wish from previous thread-

I wish for my car to look like a squad car again..

[don_bocci]

Granted it looks like a squad car, but unfortunately it doesn't have an engine.

I wish for a Dodon ray

[Fenix]

Granted, but Dodon actually means made by a Dodo bird.

I wish I was a nice warm sunbeam

[don_bocci]

Granted you get absorbed by a solar panel and used as energy to power a laser that blows up the moon.

I wish for a range

[Gizmo4life]

granted but there is no home on it

i wish for a pint of Beamish that will never run dry

[11-Sodium]

Granted. It will never run dry because it is permanently frozen.

I wish to have the power to cook steaks with my bare hands.

[Kaaraa]

Granted, but your hands are in horrible burning pain every time you use them to cook steaks.

I wish me "F" key stopped popping off the keyboard.

[Gizmo4life]

granted, unfortunately the other keys are stolen by Professor Chaos.

I wish i was in europe for more then another 8 days

[ijffdrie]

granted you can stay at my place

i wish for shiny stuff

[Gizmo4life]

granted you receive a steel prosthetic hip

i wish for beer

[MarineCorp]

granted, however it is out of date

i wish for a new information of sc2

[furrer]

Granted, the new information is that the game is canceled (muhahahaha)
I wish for something nice

[Blackskies]

Granted you get a get well soon card.

I wish that my squad car had an engine.

[MarineCorp]

Granted but its broken....

I wish that i had a goliath disguise

[Major Willy]

Granted but you're rushed by cracklings.

I wish for a wish.

[Fenix]

Granted, the wish is a hermaphrodite hunchback will fall madly in love with you, and it comes true.

I wish I had power without paying my power bill

[Major Willy]

Granted but you're the one supplying the power by running in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.

[Blackskies]

Granted but it gets demolished.

I wish my car had a working engine.

[Wlck742]

Granted but your brakes stop working.

I wish I had a gun.

[Gizmo4life]

granted but everyone else has a bigger gun

i wish i had a turtle, that knew ninjitsu

[Chax424]

Granted, but the turtle is so elusive that you dont know you have it.

I wish i could fix anything

[Seradin]

granted you "fix" yourself.

I wish i had a demon puppy that could eat me at any moment.

[Fenix]

Granted, but it doesn't, instead it eats many city structures, including, but not limited to, fire hydrants, traffic lights, and power poles. And YOU have to pay for the damage.

I wish that my MP3 player had more memory.

[ced]

Granted, You have the first 5 Terrabyte MP3 player.. to bad it doesn't do WiFi, or have a USB port.

I wish I had more free time.

[Chax424]

Granted, but you spend it wishing you had MORE free time.

I wish all trees grew 5 doller bills along with their regular nus and fruit

[Gizmo4life]

granted but the 1 and 5 dollar bills are replaced with coins

i wish the dollar was worth more, or the euro was worth less

[Shadowdragon]

Granted, both currencies become useless.

I wish camels didn't exist.

[Major Willy]

Granted but angry hippies murder you in your sleep for wishing that.

I wish for a titanium partridge in a titanium pear tree.

[Wlck742]

Granted but as soon as you touch it it turns to dust.

I wish [insert wish here].

[Major Willy]

Granted but a giant billboard with [insert wish here] written on it crushes you.

I wish for jazz hands.

[Gizmo4life]

granted but several deathmetal bands follow you around and drown out any sound you attempt to make.

i wish dirty laundry was a form of currency

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but each load of washing is worth a millionth of a cent.

I wish for a Speedy Gonzalez.

[Gizmo4life]

granted but he gets eaten when his seeeeester distracts him

wish i had a cleaning robot

[AcE_01]

granted, but it goes crazy and destroys your house...then blows up.

i wish that i can get 90% + in all my exams.

[Gizmo4life]

granted, but you still dont get into your first choice college/grad school

[Fo®Saken]

You wished for nothing, so you will have to spend the rest of your life grating people's wishes!

I wish for a space ship that takes me to an advanced friendly alien planet.

[Gizmo4life]

granted but you cannot eat their food so you are forced to return

i wish for a pet koala

[AcE_01]

granted, but it becomes bloodraged and start scratching your eyeballs out.

i wish that i can wish for something that my friend wished which his friend wished who knew his mothers wish who also knew my wish.

[Gizmo4life]

granted, but the whole world is angry with you for writing that sentence

i wish for a life size terran marine suit

[Fo®Saken]

Granted, but it is welded around you and you never can get it of again, even when you really have to go to the bathroom, so you wet yourself.

I wish for a self-cleaning house.

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, you get thrown out along with the garbage.

I wish for a Slow-Poke Rodriguez.

[Chax424]

Granted, but hes so boring you wish you had wished for something else.

I wish I could scream sing.

[don_bocci]

Granted, feel free to screem "SING" anytime you like, to bad you can't do screemo

I wish for a pet hamster named Herb that lives in a cashew tin with his friend spoon who asked him to spell run slowly. And when Herb did spoon said "Almost"

[Fenix]

Granted, the spoon is actually Jesus though.

I wish that the chicken said a word, and perhaps changed the way we perceived things.

[don_bocci]

Granted, the chicken is actually Jesus though and he already did that

I wish for a cup full of beans Mexican jumping beans

[Chax424]

Since you so butchered my last wish, ill grant this one, but turns out you cup had a whole so they all jump away.

I wish I could control weather

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but after being dumped, you're so angry and depressed that you trigger the apocalypse.

I wish for a normal mouse. The animal, not the electronics.

[AcE_01]

granted, but it bites your finger and gives you an infection.

i wish i have a pet dog.

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but it's rabid.

I wish for a stalk of synchronized asparagus.

[Chax424]

Granted, the asparagus is synchronized with a machine that thinks of better wishes.

I wish for a double A battery that never dies.

[Gasmaskguy]

Granted. Too bad it seeks your blood...

I wish I had friends... :upset:

[don_bocci]

Granted, Barney comes up to you and starts singing the.... the..... the "I Lo......" NO I CAN'T DO THAT ITS TO CRUEL!!!! I would have to be evil ................... o wait I am that evil mwahahahaha

"I love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!

i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too! "

I wish I hadn't done that

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but you sing an even worse song in its stead.

I wish for a pickled porcupine.

[AcE_01]

granted, but it kills you!!

i wish that i will go and study right now. =.=

[ItzaHexGor]

Whatever happened to not explicitly killing the wisher? You can't get more explicit than that...

Granted, but you study the wrong subject and fail the test.

I wish for a non-lethal, pickled porcupine.

[AcE_01]

ah sorry lol..

granted, but it somehows runs away and never comes back.

__________________

[Chax424]

i wish that i will go and study right now. =.=


Granted, you study the art of procrastination.

I wish I had time to beat Zelda: Majora's Mask

[ItzaHexGor]

I'd already corrupted that wish... You had a free shot.

Granted, but you don't have the skill.

I wish for a perforated cheeseburger.

[darkone]

Granted, but it is perforated too much for you to enjoy it.

I wish I had someone to drink (not in a hunting mood).

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but they've got AIDS.

I wish for a novelty-sized lava-lamp.

[darkone]

That wouldn't effect me Itza.

Granted, but it has a mind of its own and flickers on and off on its own.

I wish I had something to wish for.

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but the wish is easily corruptible.

I wish for a Tasmanian iguana.

[don_bocci]

Granted but it has rabies and bites you.

I wish for a chance to here Conquest live

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, you get the chance, but it doesn't work out.

I wish for an inflatable piñata.

[11-Sodium]

Granted. When you receive it, it is filled with rotten meat.

I wish to hold power over a billion worlds.

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but the people of each world revolt against you.

I wish for a contagious pine cone.

[Tankman131]

granted, but it is only contagious to itself

I wish for a pet penguin

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but it's confiscated by an animal welfare group and returned to the Antarctic.

I wish for a semi-translucent letter-opener.

[Tankman131]

granted, bu you lose it the instant you get it

I wish for an ice cube shaped like a penguin

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, it melts.

I wish for a disposable garbage bin.

[Tankman131]

granted, your run out of garbage bins for the garbage bins

i wish for a firend :-[

[ItzaHexGor]

(Why would you put a garbage bin in another garbage bin?)

Granted, but it's imaginary.

I wish for a biodegradable oven mitt.

[Tankman131]

(it is desposable ::))

granted, a freak accident at the factory makes them a non degradable Pu-239 (Halflife of 24,100 years)

I wish for a match (Fire match)

[ItzaHexGor]

(That's like putting a recyclable recycle bin in the recycling)

Granted, it burns your fingers.

I wish for a beige antique.

[Tankman131]

(yup)

granted the paint chips off to show it is actually hot pink

I wish for a recyclable garbage-only bin

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but you run out of bins for recyclable garbage-only bins.

I wish for an Albanian traffic cone.

[Tankman131]

GRANTED, but you hit it with an ultralisk-mobile

I wish for a hungarian traffic officer

http://www.nylc.org/objects/inaction/initiatives/G2GLogo180.jpg
SRRY

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, but you get a ticket.

I wish for an abdominal chair.

[Tankman131]

granted, it eats your pet dog scruffy

I wish for a titanium penguin

[don_bocci]

granted, it slips and falls on top of you breaking all your major bones and making you stay in a bed in a vegetative state.

I wish for a quilless porcupine

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted, you end up with a bald rat.

I wish for a quick and fancy signature.

[AcE_01]

granted, but that nice signature doesnt give you the size that you want (if its a picture...lol)

i wish that i was in a rock band and i become super famous and rule the world with my music =D

[ItzaHexGor]

Granted... Heard of Mark David Chapman?

I wish for my own personal umlaut.

[AcE_01]

lol.
granted....but death will come and steal it off you.

i wish that i can go out with Tifa Lockheart

[ItzaHexGor]

Corrupt it soon? You gotta corrupt the wish before you can make one.

[Blackskies]

Granted but she grows a beard.

I wish to go out with vida guerra.

[ced]

Granted, but she grows a *****.

I wish for a domesticated pet Zergling... I would call it LingLing. <3

[Major Willy]

Granted but Willy runs in, StimPacks it to ****, and lets it run around slaughtering things until it's captured and put down.

I wish for a decent enough computer to actuallly play PC games nowadays.

[Chax424]

Granted, but during shipping it breaks and so you have to order another one and you didnt pay the extra for insurrance you it ends up being double to price! Ha ha ha

I wish I could get burger...for free.

[Gasmaskguy]

Granted, but it's a canned burger!

I wish for a wunderbaum.

[myrcutio]

Granted, but you get partially impaled by a decoratively adorned tree of thorns. (a miracle tree, or so says babelfish)

I wish for a nerf ball

[Major Willy]

Granted but it was nerfed so badly, all they did was send you an empty box.

I wish for a Klondike Bar. And a cake. And Belgium.

[Tankman131]

granted klondike bar melts cake burns to ashes by candles belgium gets nuked

I wish for the worlds largest diamnd

[AcE_01]

granted, turns out its made out of plastic.

i wish for ... freedom!!!

[Ursawarrior]

granted, but because of freedom, you released the inmates at your local prison, /kill ace

i wish i had a agumon

[gtx75]

agumon turns into skull graymon and smites you

i wish that i can win a sweepstakes for a free computer

[Ursawarrior]

granted. but the money you received was fake, busted

i wish for moar minerals

[gtx75]

~i wanted a new computer... lol...~

anyway. the mods thought you hacked the server to get the minerals so they took it away and ip banned you

i wish for everything in the world to go as i wish and only on my wish

[Ursawarrior]

granted, but the result was a complete paradox, the world imploded

i wish for moar wishes!

[Major Willy]

Granted, but they come in too many numbers, and smother you to death.

I wish for 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Ursawarrior]

granted but there was only 98

i wish for moar pets

[Tankman131]

granted they all kill each other

I wish for the worlds most perfect STarCraft 1 game

[Major Willy]

Granted but it's ruined by all the Fastest games.

I wish for a sponge.

[Gasmaskguy]

Granted, but it soaks up all the fluids in your body.

I wish for a penguin.

[MarineCorp]

Granted, however its a dead pingu....

i wish for a penguin :good:

[Major Willy]

Granted but it's eaten by me.

I wish for a ducksheep.

[Gasmaskguy]

Granted, but it's eaten by a dominating sheepduck.

I wish for a live Penguin. And it has to be cute.

[ijffdrie]

granted it has very cute and deadly poison


i wish for something bad

[Gasmaskguy]

Granted, your life continues to be like it always has been.

I wish for Lenga to get his own account so that I can power him down.

[ijffdrie]

granted, but now ijffdrie gets banned for having a duplicate account and space junk dies


i wish for lenga to have an account

[Tankman131]

granted, but the resulting account angers the blizzard creators and SC2 is cancelled

I wish for my chihuahua/dachshund to stop licking my face with its tongue

[Gasmaskguy]

Granted, it now licks you with it's butt.

I wish the Siege Tank gets a GtA attack as well as it's GtG attack.

[Fenix]

Granted, it autoattacks your own air units with 50000000000+1

I wish I knew the keycode for the infinity symbol

[Tankman131]

granted you forget it the instant you reach the keyboard

I wish for the entire uiverse to end in the explosion of a giant icecream cone made of rocky road and chunky monkey.

[Major Willy]

Granted but the monkey runs.

I wish for something... anything.

[AcE_01]

granted...but u never got anything!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blank]

[ijffdrie]

granted,

i wish

[Tankman131]

granted, you wished for an elephant to sit on your head

I wish for a can of arizona ice tea, raspberry flavored

http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Search/804919bs.jpg

[myrcutio]

Granted, but due to a mistake at the factory, it's filled with Mountain Dew instead.

I wish for a nice comfortable pair of shoes, without teeth, not zombie shoes, and just my size. and black.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, it was a new design of shoes, they call it shillows, a pillow with a rope around it, sadly, its white

i wish for a furblog zealot to own the tauren marine

[ssjfox]

Granted but a padarean ultralisk owns the furblog zealot

I wish i could keep the 3000 dollar laptop my school gave me

[Ursawarrior]

granted, it had a 2 hour life-span anyways

i wish for rick roll to die

[Major Willy]

Granted but when you die, you meet Rick Astley in the after-life.

I wish for a purple suit like from 'A Night at the Roxbury'.

[Juggernaught131]

granted, but the when you put it in the sun too long, it bleaches to a white

I wish for a Nintendo PSP (lol)

[Major Willy]

Granted, but the creation of one causes the universe to implode.

I wish for a scouter to tell me about people's power level.

[BirdofPrey]

Granted unfortunateley your power isn't over nine thousand

I wish mine was

[LordVampire]

Well my Power level is 0000000000 until now huhuhuh SADLY!!!! :(

[Major Willy]

Granted unfortunateley your power isn't over nine thousand

I wish mine was

Granted, but God sees you as a threat and steps on you.

I wish Lord Vampire to be stricken down to the ground.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, but he was stricken up to the sky

i wish i had more.... "hentai movies" /grin

[ShdwyTemplar]

Granted, but they are all censored into one giant blur.

I wish that this wish is not able to be granted by any means possible. :)

[Ursawarrior]

granted...

i wish to rock you like a hurricane


Granted, but they are all censored into one giant blur.


(omg no.... thats one of my greatest fears.... (sits in a corner in the fetal postion, shaking and rocking))

[BirdofPrey]

Granted unfortunateley you are disspointed when you find out that rocking is not included in the list of traits of hurricanes like flodding and throwingare.

I wish I haddne't stepped on myself

[Major Willy]

Granted but tonight you'll sleep on a shark.

I wish for INCREDIBLY AWESOME STRENGTH.

[Fenix]

Granted, but your muscles get so huge you can even lift yourself.

I wish Ursa hadn't stolen my song for an answer

[Wlck742]

Granted, but it turns out you violated a copyright when you stole the song for your answer, and you owe the Scorpions $5 million for copyright infringement.

I wish there was no one like you.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, but then fenix existed

i wish for someone like you

[Wlck742]

granted, but it causes a ripple effect that destroys all human life on the planet.

i wish for a cold b33r

[Major Willy]

Granted but it's so cold, it's stuck to your hand for the rest of your life.

Wish removed....

(Har har Duke Nukem)

[LordKerwyn]

Wish granted but no one will ever see what it was.

I wish people would think before they post.

[MarineCorp]

Granted, however everyone now get tired of thinking, nice one Jon.......-.-;

I wish for a halo 3 racing track XD

[BirdofPrey]

Granted I stick you :D

I wish for an interstelar cruiser

[Juggernaught131]

granted, but it goes 5 miles an hour

i wish for a dramatic chipmunk

http://www.appscout.com/images/chipmunk.gif

[Zhar]

Granted, but it turns out to be a squirrel.

I wish for 47 kittens taped to a fridge.

[Juggernaught131]

granted, their hair gunks the tape up and they fall

I wish for the worlds greatest lolcat, that made people die of laughter

[ijffdrie]

granted, you go first


i wish the second biggest lolcat

[Ursawarrior]

granted, you go second

i wish for a bigger avatar size

[Hunter]

Granted but you won't be able to upload an avi cause of a bug.

I wish for peace in my mind..

[ijffdrie]

granted, shame your white bloodcells wont fight either


i wish for a worldwide one-child law

[BirdofPrey]

granted but you have to learn Mandarin

I wish vB didn't suck

[ijffdrie]

can not be granted, sorry


i wish the old forum back

[BirdofPrey]

I would grant it if I could /cries

I has the same wish

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now we all miss the new forum layout

I wish people on this forum woudl stop randomly talking about me xD

[Major Willy]

Granted, but you drawing another "dress" related comic causes an uproar.

I wish the threads weren't blindingly coloured compared to the old forum.

[Ursawarrior]

granted.... now theyre MULTICOLORED!

i wish for the awesome pet battle system

[Major Willy]

Granted but the forum goes to hell. In revenge for people getting their pet's killed people begin powering down each other until just the moderators and sc2forums (actual person, not place) are left.

I wish I could stop watching Lucky Star, because people think I'm special in the head for watching it.

[EonMaster]

Wish granted, you now like to watch Nick Jr.

I wish the forum shop and minerals were back, and I had my minerals and items.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, but they were all converted to e-cookies!

i wish for one more evee evloution

[EonMaster]

Granted, but then eevee is removed from the next game. NOOOO!

I wish that my Espeon was real.

[Major Willy]

Granted, but it didn't get a rabies shot, attacks an old wheelchair-bound, deaf, blind, and dumb old lady, and was put down.

I wish for even MORE HAIR ON MY HEAD FOR ME TO MAKE A WHITE MAN'S AFRO WITH.

[Wlck742]

Granted but you get fired for disruptive hairdos.

I wish vBulletin didn't look like a piece of crap.

[EonMaster]

Granted, it now looks worse than crap.

I wish my college tuition was paid for by someone else.

[Major Willy]

Granted, but the money is stolen from a few hundred hobos, and that was their only money. They come to your house in search of blood.

I wish the YouTube folks would put my video up already.

[ijffdrie]

granted, you get a 0/5 reception


i wish for a crappy forum

[Light]

Granted, but its you who will have to clean away all the crap

I wish I could bring all space junk back!

[ijffdrie]

granted, sadly space junk is locked


i wish space junk was locked

[KuraiKozo]

grsnted but now you are trapped inside all the locked forums.

i wish eon was back here so i could kick his ass with my own pokemon team

[Ursawarrior]

granted, he counters with his digimon team

i wish to join the battle with my yugi-oh team

[KuraiKozo]

granted but all you get are the cards, not the monsters to actually fight with.

i wish i could draw karrigan well.

[Ursawarrior]

granted..... you drew her perfectly! .... but in her original form :P

i wish i could draw a nice flash character

[KuraiKozo]

granted! but now it spontaneosuly combusts into flames.

I wish I had done my homework already >_<

[Ursawarrior]

granted, but a dog ate your homework HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

i wish to have an extended vacation (im advancing three subjects in summer class)

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now you must spend your vacation trapped with all your new clases! mwah ha ha!

I wish the chat was back, i'm going through chat withdrawl...

[Ursawarrior]

granted, but now chat is thread based
(i miss chat too)

i wish i could also haxx the new forums

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now you are banned for such attempts!

i wish youtube would stop crashing my internet!

[Ursawarrior]

granted, then you got RICK ROLLED!

i wish i had a scissor wielding girl

[KuraiKozo]

granted but that girl is me and you're my target >D

i wish the pwoer level system was easier to understand.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, click the scales on the upper right hand corner of a user,
"i appprove" is pow up
" ^--negative of that" pow down
comment on the bottom
click add rep

now its easiest to understand

i wish i had my pets now....

[KuraiKozo]

granted, they're just invisible =D

i wish i had chocolate left from easter

[Major Willy]

Granted but it was crammed under your bed, unwrapped. It was partially eaten by a mouse, is covered with fuzz, and there some green stuff on it that nobody wants to know about.

I WISH THE ENTIRE FORUM WAS IN CAPS LOCK.

[KuraiKozo]

*eats the chocolate anyway* it tastes kinda funny....

and granted! but now the forum esplodes and you're sued by blizzard!

I wish my cats could talk.

[SuccaMC]

Granted, but they all talk like Bill Cosby.

I wish for a professional gamer career.

[EonMaster]

granted, you are flooded with fan girls and have no personal life

I wish I could be home to kick kurai's pokemon team :)

[Wlck742]

Granted, but it turns out she's actually your mom, and you get locked in your basement for it.

I wish it was my birthday already!!! Geez.

[EonMaster]

granted, but you get no presents

kurai being my mom would be realy wierd since i'm older :\
I wish I wasnt locked in the basement :)

[Wlck742]

granted, you're now locked in the attic.

oops, lol. Didn't know about that.
I wish I had nice presents.

[ijffdrie]

granted, too bad they are nice bombs



i wish for something fun and harmless

[Ursawarrior]

granted, it was a dragon!

i wish for faster internet connection so i can download more <insert japanese word here>

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now all your hentai was full of viruses and trojans! and it emails everything to your parents, relatives, friends, and then crashes your computer and makes you lose all your files! have fun :D

I wish I was taller .__.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, now youre called "the petronas tower #3"

i wish i had DOA: kasumi 3d hentai (oh wait, i already have that)

i wish for a new phone

[KuraiKozo]

granted but it doesn't work.

i wish hentai didn't exist anymore.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, you comp was spammed with real pron

i wish for moar wishes!

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now you have amnesia and can;t remember you got them.

i wish p0rn and hentai were both destroyed.

[Ursawarrior]

granted, it started WWIII

i wish i could draw well

[ijffdrie]

granted, you are now tied to a desk forced to draw doujinshi's for ever


i wish i was 18

[KuraiKozo]

granted but as you turn it you are killed from WWIII

i wish i didn't have to drive this morning

[ijffdrie]

granted, you know must walk


i wish for ursa's hentai collection

[KuraiKozo]

granted but it turns out he never really watched hentai so you get nothing!

I wish i didn;t have to go to school >_< *leaves to go*

[ijffdrie]

granted, you know have to work in prostitution to live


i wish to be a proffesional game designer

[Ursawarrior]

granted, you designed hentai games (is that a good thing, or bad thing?)

i wish the world would live in peace

[ijffdrie]

granted, BORIN!


i wish i designed all sorts of games(including hentai)

[LordKerwyn]

Granted but now you wish you hadn't wished that...

I wish the disscussion of ursa's unsavory habbits would stop before this thread is purged....

[EonMaster]

granted, we now talk about your habits

I wish Sega made a good Sonic Game for the new sysytems(the recent ones aren't that great)

[ijffdrie]

granted,


i wish

[furrer]

ijffdrie just because GM_k is traveling (the roumor that he left was a joke... i hope....), you dont have the right to "**** everything up".
EonMaster Granted, they start making card games.
I wish the world would be in peace.

[EonMaster]

granted, but since there is no war, the population grows exponentially.

Sweet card games? I've played pokemon, yugioh, and magic.
I wish ijffdrie would make a real wish

[furrer]

Granted, he wishes to divide by zero, you know the rest right?
I wish GM_k would not leave...

[ijffdrie]

granted, he doesnt leave his girlfriend


i wish the uploading system of this site for pictures was finished

[BirdofPrey]

What?

I wish ijffdrie made sense

[ijffdrie]

a little while ago the pics couldnt upload


i wish spongebob was less annoying

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now his pictures are everywhere!

i wish people would stop wishing.

[lurkers_lurk]

granted they stopped for 1sec.

i wish that i have/own all the books in the world =P

[Ensomgrav]

Granted, but then we burn them like in Fahrenheit 451
i wish my drums were fixed.

[lurkers_lurk]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY BOOKS!!!!!!

granted but now ur drumsticks are broken.

i wish that my books were never burned. =P

[EonMaster]

granted, we poured water on them to stop the fire.

I wish for a better labtop.

[CannonFodder]

Grant, it doesn't turn on

I wish i could read

[EonMaster]

granted, but your only book is a computer user manual.

I wish I could hear out of both ears.

[CannonFodder]

Grant but you have to constantly wear ear muffs

I wish i read what i am writing right now

[BirdofPrey]

Granted you gain the ability to read in the past. Unfortunately while crossing the street you read the sign in the past where it says "walk" Poor officers had to spend 2 hours with coca cola cleaning you up off the sidewalk

I wish people would rate threads (stars look pretty)

[Wlck742]

Granted, all your threads get 1 star

i wish for a cold medicine that actually worked

[EonMaster]

granted, you now have medicine that makes you cold

i wish the queen doesnt die in the battle royal thread

[CannonFodder]

grant it wins but lives the rest of its days as a poor cripple forced to stay in bed and cannot defend the swarm making the zerg horrible

I wish a was plastic that was soft

[Wlck742]

Granted, you are smothered by a plastic bag.

I wish this thread was locked (gasp)

[lurkers_lurk]

granted but all the wishers rioted and broke the lock.

i wish i wasent born under the the pisces sign, and the year of the horse. =P

[BirdofPrey]

grnted you were born under a street sign in the year of depression

I wish for another wish

[Wlck742]

Granted, you wish you would get a million bucks, you get struck by lightening, and you get a million bucks as compensation.

I wish me speek eeenglish

[Ursawarrior]

granted, now everybody no speakining no english

i wish the world goes around

[CannonFodder]

granted sadly you stay in one place and drown as the ocean moves underneath you

I wish i had a micro chip in my brain

[ijffdrie]

granted, it has a selfdestruct


i wish i had no microchip iin my brain

[CannonFodder]

granted you became outdated with society and can longer access your computer

I wish i feel safe in new york city

[CannonFodder]

granted.... you are cursed forever because you doubled posted

i wish people would reply sooner

[11-Sodium]

Granted, for some value of sooner.

I wish for this game to be taken up once more!

[KuraiKozo]

granted, but everyone just lost it.

i wish i could marry GM *drool* xD

[darkone]

Granted, but you have to remain on opposite sides of the planet.

I wish the newest episode of Vampire Knight was subbed now.

[11-Sodium]

Edit: ninja'd

Granted. It is subbed in Klingon.

I wish for whatever the next person wishes for.

[KuraiKozo]

granted but you don't get it
i wish for a new black colored pencil

[darkone]

Granted, but it has a mind of it's own, and won't let you write with it.

I wish SC2 was out now.

[KuraiKozo]

granted but it's a cheap rip off of WoW

i wish i did't have to go to school

[darkone]

Granted, but you will be in prison.

I wish everything wasn't refferenced to WoW.

[KuraiKozo]

granted, but now everything IS WoW

i wish there would be a new code geass season

[darkone]

Playing from kurai.

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish my glass wasn't empty.

[KuraiKozo]

granted, it's full of eye gore

i want to become a shapeshfiter

[darkone]

Granted, but you can only shift into a maggot.

I wish kurai would say wish instead of want.

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now the world is unbalenaced and blows up.

i WISH i was pretty. oh so pretty. pretty and witty and...<.<

[Banned]

Granted. But now that's the only thing she can say.
Not like that's much of a let down, OH-HO-HO.

I wish I had renewed interest in Gaming and Art.

[KuraiKozo]

granted but now everything you look at burns

i wish i had a lovely bunch of coconuts

[11-Sodium]

Granted, but they are not neatly standing in a row.

I wish for more magic.

[KuraiKozo]

granted but you can't use it or see it and you are the onyk one without the power.

i wish my coconuts were standing in a neat row.

[lurkers_lurk]

granted, but they are all the same size.

i wish that i cant feel the cold anymore. *side note: i loath winter*

[BloodHawk]

granted, you have lost all tactile senses.

I wish I had my car paid off.

[KuraiKozo]

granted, but you sold your house to buy it.

i wish i was perfect x3