after the beep *beep

[Ursawarrior]

LOL, spam land gave me a good new idea

if you were to call someone on the forums but you got their machine instead
what would you say?

*beep

hello, sc2forums? im actually ackbars alt account... MUHUHUHWAHAHAhAHA!
pls dont ban me, mmkay? bye

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>you can call other forum members too

[kuvasz]

Nice idea.

*beep*
Hello sir I just want to be helpfull to forum please let mein Give me chance Mr Head I dont disapoint! :) :) :):)
*beep*

[Ursawarrior]

*beep

umm... i dont know how to say this to you kurai.....
sigh, i wish i didnt get the machine......

well.... i love you

*click
*faints

[EonMaster]

*beep

Hello ursa, plz stop hitting on my sister, kurai. Thx

*click
nice try though :good:

[Ursawarrior]

*Message damaged by Planet Cracker radiation....*














                                                                                                                              lol

                                                                                                                                                                      *beep

                                                                      lord kerwyn, pick up, DAMMIT PICK UP!

I HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS FAMILY AS HOSTAGE!

                                                                                                                                            I WILL RELEASE THEM AFTER YOU GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERSHIPS!

                                      IF I DONT HAVE THEM AFTER 12 HOURS, well, lets just say they wont like it

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[LordKerwyn]

*beep

Ursa what was that? You sounded pretty garbled, you want em to test fire my Motherships on you?

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[Ursawarrior]

*beep

kerwyn, this is the tassadar speaking

abort all test fire...

oh god, where are you?! pick up dammit

*click

[furrer]

OK this is space hunk so
*beep
Hello darkone, have time tonight?
*click

(Ill remove if it is to sexsual)

[AcE_01]

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lol!! i got told for talking about kurai ursa....let me give you 1 advice....dont do it
*click*

[MarineCorp]

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I have just received a message by some member who is called....'suckmyballs' and i do not know who that is....

click

[ijffdrie]

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*beep*
lol!! i got told for talking about kurai ursa....let me give you 1 advice....dont do it
*click*

yes leave it to me...
*click*

[MarineCorp]

*beep

What's up with this kurai now? you are freaking her out now or else she will go powered up and kill you guys....

*click

[AcE_01]

*beep*

cmon!! dont be lazy!! the beeps and clicks need to be red!!
hey dont look at me...i said sorry to her already, and im the one giving the advice..lol

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[ijffdrie]

*beep*

sorry for what?
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[kuvasz]

*beep*
I so knew it will eventually go that way...
*click*

[AcE_01]

*beep*

hello, i was sorry for being an idiot towards her.
have a nice day.

*click*

[MarineCorp]

*beep

I think.....i think i like....i think i like to........i think i like to pee......

*click

[AcE_01]

*beep*

gl hf and dd

*click*

[KuraiKozo]

*beep*
why is everyone talking about me!? xD

*click*

[MarineCorp]

*beep

'Blarg'
'What does Blarg mean?'

'Blarg mean Blarg'
'Wait what?'

'BLARG MEANS BLARG!'
'This is madness!'

'Madness? THIS IS BLARGNESS!' *kick*

*click

[furrer]

*beep
Hello GM_k will you please do what you promised me?
Yes Ill my Führer

Good, are you ready for your new position in this system?
Yes I am my Führer

Ok, then go and do it!
Ill will, and Ill promise, none of his MS´s will be left when im back...

MUAHAHHAHA
*click

[KuraiKozo]

*beep

this is not madness.
this is STAAAAAAAAARCRAAAAAAAAAFT
*click

[kuvasz]

*beep*
I think you misspellt furrer there...
*click*

[furrer]

*beep
I didnt, you may join

MUAHAHAHHA
*click

[ijffdrie]

*beep*
why is everyone talking about me!? xD

*click*

*beep*

well, we are nerds, you are female, go figure...

*click*

[KuraiKozo]

*beep

i'm a nerd too, but you don;t see me hitting on every guy here.
oh wait, never mind. xD

*click