Junk

[Light]

Legacy of the Terrans are weak thread

S1: 10 marines fight 1 zergling. Terrans die because they cant even shoot straight.

S2: New Feature: Once a protoss player builds a zealot its an automatic GG for the terran.

S3: Drone rapes terran army.

S4: Last Thor dies after tripping over his own ego and falling into a pit. Is recycled to make toilet paper.

S5: New terran ability: Take cyanide pill.

S6: Marines replace minerals as the official Terran currency because SCV's fusion cutters cant cut minerals.

S7: Top Terran scientists research into sticks and bows & arrows in a bid to improve weapons. Limited success.

S8: Earthworm elected as general.

S9: Terran army under attack: Siege tank kills his own allies in a desperate bid to survive.

S10: 50 new upgrades! Including breathing and walking.

I will add more..you can make your own...terrans...are...weak...

[furrer]

NICE!
When the Terran player has his first 5 marines, the Zerg has 25 hatcheries, because SCV´s now are 2500 times slower then drones.
Marines and Medics now isn't about killing, but something else.

[Meee]

Ghost gets all terran abilities, but can only have 4 at a time
so you have to choose (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=242)

[Ursawarrior]

S4: Thor trips over terrain and crushes all of units in front, flaw was imminent.

(fixd)

[Meee]

Thor can now jump off cliffs!
It breaks upon impact

[Hunter]

All vehicle drivers are drunk, and they think running over marines won't hurt them. Rest in piece, Terran infantry

[Meee]

Banshee now only shoots one missle at a time
Jackal is the strongest ground unit

[Hunter]

Even better: The Banshee has to go back to the base to reload after 1 shoot.

[Ursawarrior]

MARINES NOW ONLY COSTS 10 MINERALS!

supply count is 200

[Light]

S11: Marauder cut after friendly units used it's slowdown attack to desert.

[Meee]

Even better: The Banshee has to go back to the base to reload after 1 shoot.

That's if it doesn't run out of fuel on the way. To redeem it you need to have nomands on all your stealth air assaults. Of course Nomads don't cloak.
Also propelers don't work on space platforms


Firebats are back!! Terran commanders decided that waterguns will be MUCH cheaper than flamethrowers
But you need scv to carry all the barrels

[Light]

S12: War between Terrans and terrain. Overwhelming terrain victory.

[Ursawarrior]

thors are now built inside machine shops

....... but the thor construction will only go at 33% (no space)

[Hunter]

Firebats are back!! Terran commanders decided that waterguns will be MUCH cheaper than flamethrowers
But you need scv to carry all the barrels


And, their water makes flowers grow, it won't harm anything but other firebats, who drown when their barrel leaks

lol at GM_k

[Ursawarrior]

and the creep will grow as well, niiice

[Light]

S13: Record hyperinflation. 500 000 000 000 000 marines wont buy you a click to ''end game''. Zimbabweans are happy tho.

[Tankman131]

the new weaker SCV fusion cutters reflect off the minerals and cut the base in half

[Hunter]

New unit: Bicyclers. Extremly weak, and ready to trip over the first small bump.

[Meee]

They can't attack, because they have to keep their hands on the handle, but they can trip over other terran units!

[Hunter]

Of course that hurts the other units. And whenever they somehow manage to reach the creep, they get infested, and become furious killers, for the swarm. When they meet protoss... They simply turn to energy, because of the fear.

[Light]

S14: Terran troops attempt to disguise themselves as critters to escape enemy onslaught.

S15: Due to the lack of trained pilots, terrans now ride tricycles.

[Zurgery]

Supply Depot malfunctions after being lowered into the ground, sending marines rocketing into orbit.