Re: fantastic 4 sucks

[generalrievous]

lool I could had told you that

[coalescence]

Man, you should have heard enough complaints about it to not see it ;D I have bad news for you; nr 2 is coming out soon :'D There not only gonna rape Fantastic Four, but also Silver Surfer in that one.

[paragon]

The first Fantastic Four was bad enough. And sequels are usually worse. So what made you think that it might actually be good? I just assumed it was bad and then got that confirmed by people I told not to go but went anyways and discovered how bad it was.

[paragon]

1) deciding on the spot is bad
2) There are so many movies out that are so much better. In fact, here's a list http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/

[paragon]

That the first movie sucked should have been a clue.
You should have just watched Life Free or Die Hard because the previous Die Hard movies were actually good.

[[LightMare]]

it was fine. the ****en science talk was gay. the silver surfer was the only reason i went to see it

[Ghost]

it was fine. the f**ken science talk was gay. the silver surfer was the only reason i went to see it


Same, the ending specialy suxx, it was one of those: "damn lets end this quick" endings.

[paragon]

well would you rather they have dragged it out like lord of the rings?

[Ghost]

well would you rather they have dragged it out like lord of the rings?


Honestly, yes.

[paragon]

man that must have been a really terrible ending then.

[Ghost]

man that must have been a really terrible ending then.


believe me, it was SO bad, and ive read most of the marvel comics so it looks SO contradictory to me, jeez.

[[LightMare]]

venise is sinking into some river. oh man. that's a biggie. so gay.
lord of the rings was awesome! don't he hating

[paragon]

it's too bad jessica alba is blond in it. I like her a lot more as a brunette.

[Ghost]

venise is sinking into some river. oh man. that's a biggie. so gay.


It is, at about 6 cm a year lol.

[[LightMare]]

venise is sinking into some river. oh man. that's a biggie. so gay.


It is, at about 6 cm a year lol.

my sister was there. in Piazza St. Marco, it was literally 1 foot under water

[Ghost]

venise is sinking into some river. oh man. that's a biggie. so gay.


It is, at about 6 cm a year lol.

my sister was there. in Piazza St. Marco, it was literally 1 foot under water


nice, when i retire im going to live in venise, if its still there

[[LightMare]]

nice, when i retire im going to live in venise, if its still there

xP lawlz!!!!211!!! it's like 80 euros for a ride in one of those boats.

[Ghost]

lol, i sense degeneration, lets get back on topic b4 it gets lockdowned lol.

[Fenix]

it's too bad jessica alba is blond in it. I like her a lot more as a brunette.


Eh, she's hot either way.

[Ghost]

it's too bad jessica alba is blond in it. I like her a lot more as a brunette.


Eh, she's hot either way.


Yea, id do her even if her hair was bright teal.

[Fenix]

Actually, teal hair doesn't look half bad. I got a buddy who's all punk like, and dyes her hair a different color every week. Last month she had it teal. Pretty cool.

[Ghost]

Actually, teal hair doesn't look half bad. I got a buddy who's all punk like, and dyes her hair a different color every week. Last month she had it teal. Pretty cool.


K then i'd do her even if she was bald... er.. maybe.

[Fenix]

Yeah, bald chicks aren't hot. I wouldn't if she was bald, cause her long hair is part of the appeal to me.

[Ghost]

hence the maybe

[zeratul11]

yes bald chicks aren't hot, but jessica alba bald is still hot.

and the first fantastic four is better than its sequel.

[UchihaItachi0129]

>.< i got forced to watch it with my friends >.< i wanted to watch ocean's 13 but i got out voted >.<

[Ghost]

>.< i got forced to watch it with my friends >.< i wanted to watch ocean's 13 but i got out voted >.<


I would of rather gone to see oceans 13 too =S

[paragon]

Yeah, bald chicks aren't hot. I wouldn't if she was bald, cause her long hair is part of the appeal to me.

natalie portman in v for vendetta. wasn't completely bald though. completely bald would look really bad.

and yes, jessica alba is still hot regardless.

and it's Venice not Venise

[Ghost]

and it's Venice not Venise


I thought so

[coalescence]

O well, about all the marvel comic movies suck, really, Fantastic Four, The Punisher, The Hulk, X-Men, Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Elektra, etc.

I guess the only movies that were watchable were the first 2 spidermans (haven't seen the third one yet) and the first Blade.

[[LightMare]]

it was fine. if you were 12 you'd really enjoy it :D

[paragon]

you don't want to see the third spiderman coalescence. Save yourself the agony. I know you said you think transformers will be bad but this was much much worse. Suffice it to say spiderman becomes emo for half the movie.

[Nikzad]

The emo montage was the single worst experience I have had in a movie theater. I could not slouch far enough down in my chair. Every cell in my body was cringing for that 5-10 minute segment.

As for Fantastic 4, I think I didn't mind it as much as other people because I saw it on television and didn't shell out 9.50 for a ticket. It sucked, but at least I didn't get my pants pulled down over the price to see it.

PS - wtf is with Die Hard being PG-13? It really makes me not want to see it

[paragon]

well R rated movies usually mean nudity and tons of cussing. So, you can have a good PG-13 movie if it's action like die hard.

[Nikzad]

no nudity and lack of excessive profanity? Pshhhhhhhhhh...*see last sentence of my previous post*

But in all seriousness, I don't feel like a Die Hard film can't really be as true to the originals if it's PG-13.


From http://www.filmratings.com/about/content5.htm:

PG-13:"Parents Strongly Cautioned. Some Material May Be Inappropriate For Children Under 13."

A PG-13 film is one which, in the view of the Rating Board, leaps beyond the boundaries of the PG rating in theme, violence, nudity, sensuality, language, or other contents, but does not quite fit within the restricted R category. Any drug use content will initially require at least a PG-13 rating. In effect, the PG-13 cautions parents with more stringency than usual to give special attention to this film before they allow their 12-year olds and younger to attend.

If nudity is sexually oriented, the film will generally not be found in the PG-13 category. If violence is too rough or persistent, the film goes into the R (restricted) rating. A film's single use of one of the harsher sexually-derived words, though only as an expletive, shall initially require the Rating Board to issue that film at least a PG-13 rating. More than one such expletive must lead the Rating Board to issue a film an R rating, as must even one of these words used in a sexual context. These films can be rated less severely, however, if by a special vote, the Rating Board feels that a lesser rating would more responsibly reflect the opinion of American parents.

PG-13 places larger responsibilities on parents for their children's moviegoing. The voluntary rating system is not a surrogate parent, nor should it be. It cannot, and should not, insert itself in family decisions that only parents can, and should, make. Its purpose is to give prescreening advance informational warnings, so that parents can form their own judgments. PG-13 is designed to make these parental decisions easier for films between PG and R.

R:"Restricted, Under 17 Requires Accompanying Parent Or Adult Guardian."

In the opinion of the Rating Board, this film definitely contains some adult material. Parents are strongly urged to find out more about this film before they allow their children to accompany them.

An R-rated film may include hard language, or tough violence, or nudity within sensual scenes, or drug abuse or other elements, or a combination of some of the above, so that parents are counseled, in advance, to take this advisory rating very seriously. Parents must find out more about an R-rated movie before they allow their teenagers to view it.


I think it's safe to say that the Die Hard franchise is not known for its nudity and sexual scenes. That means that for the new one, they aren't cutting out sex and nudity, necessarily. Which leaves violence and profanity which are getting the chop. I don't really care about the lack of nudity/sex. You can get enough of that in any shape or form on the internet. But less swearing? Less violence? Die Hard without headshots and Bruce Willis weaving a "tapestry of obscenities" (a power level for anyone who identifies what movie that is from) is like Doom 3 with the blood turned off, or watching Casino on network television. (for those of you who don't know, the movie casino features 422 instances of the F-word and its derivatives over 178 minutes, giving you 2.37 F-words per minute)

[Ghost]

O well, about all the marvel comic movies suck, really, Fantastic Four, The Punisher, The Hulk, X-Men, Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daredevil, Elektra, etc.

I guess the only movies that were watchable were the first 2 spidermans (haven't seen the third one yet) and the first Blade.


Yea im sure they suck, thats why the have generated millions over the years and now single collectors comics can afford people new houses.

[Nikzad]

there's a difference between suck and success

24 is a success and it has some of the worst dialogue and character development

[Itsmyship]

That's the thing with comic book movies. Marvel sends out a lot more movies, but they almost always tend to be really bad (with the exceptions of Spidermans 1 & 2 and X-Men 2). While DC makes a lot less movies, but their movies tend to be very very good (Batman Begins, Superman Returns)

[Ghost]

True, then its a sucky strand of comics thats generated millions, i stand corrected.

[Ghost]

That's the thing with comic book movies. Marvel sends out a lot more movies, but they almost always tend to be really bad (with the exceptions of Spidermans 1 & 2 and X-Men 2). While DC makes a lot less movies, but their movies tend to be very very good (Batman Begins, Superman Returns)


I hated Superman Returns, batman was good. And yea, the movies arent that good but originals are better. Like with Eragon, i think it sucked but the book was goodish.

[Itsmyship]

That's the thing with comic book movies. Marvel sends out a lot more movies, but they almost always tend to be really bad (with the exceptions of Spidermans 1 & 2 and X-Men 2). While DC makes a lot less movies, but their movies tend to be very very good (Batman Begins, Superman Returns)


I hated Superman Returns, batman was good. And yea, the movies arent that good but originals are better. Like with Eragon, i think it sucked but the book was goodish.


I actually really like Superman Returns, probably because I thought it was going to be a LOT worse than it actually was. I loved Batman, it may even be the best superhero movie out there. Never watched Eragon nor read the book, so i can't really compare much. The only movie that I know of that has a large consistency to the book is LotR, but even then they had to take out a couple stuff

[Ghost]

The movie itself wasnt that bad, but the actor they chose was wrong in everysingle way.

[Itsmyship]

Yeah, but then again its kinda hard to find someone to play Superman...most of the time the actor's probably gonna overdo it or he just plain sucks as an actor

[Ghost]

You speak the truth young one.

[UchihaItachi0129]

lol the truth hurts baby :P

[zeratul11]

nah, lotr was perfectly made. batman begins was good can't wait for the dark knight with h. ledger playing the joker. :)

[Itsmyship]

Yay! I was actually really happy that they didn't just start all the batmans with Joker being the first villain. Actually, I just love that movie altogether...probably my 4th or 5th favorite

[Ghost]

is the second one in production?

[coalescence]

is the second one in production?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/

And about DC movies being good, ever seen Catwoman? :upset:

[Itsmyship]

Actually no i didn't, preety glad i didn't though. Completely forgot about Catwoman...ok thats -1 for DC and like...-8 for Marvel :P

[zeratul11]

is the second one in production?


yes by legendary pictures i think. i hope they put some 300 style cinematography in the dark knight, that would be something. or maybe they should just stick with that of batman begins, more realistic etc. :)

[paragon]

no nudity and lack of excessive profanity? Pshhhhhhhhhh...*see last sentence of my previous post*

But in all seriousness, I don't feel like a Die Hard film can't really be as true to the originals if it's PG-13.

Don't get me wrong, most of my favorite movies are R rated. Most of the best movies are R rated (see my favorite movies). But it may still be good despite being PG-13.

[Zergme]

meh it was an ok movie i didnt pay tho i got a site witch streams a ton of movies :P lol its was not a movie a recommend at all

[Lemonparty]

jessica albaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Ghost]

Ok...

EDIT: watch deep blue, fun for fans of jessica

[paragon]

i'd rather just watch sin city because:
1) it's the sexiest shes been in any movie she's been in.
2) it's actually a good movie.

[burkid]

i love sin city! especially the part when the one girl with the 2 swords kills everyone!

[paragon]

yeah I just watched it 2 days ago actually.

[coalescence]

Actually no i didn't, preety glad i didn't though. Completely forgot about Catwoman...ok thats -1 for DC and like...-8 for Marvel :P


-3, you're forgetting Batman Forever and Batman & Robin (Only Batman and Batman returns are good :)). And marvel makes it up in the comics, I mean, they haven't been the way it should be lately, but DC comics are mostly CRAP.

Btw, make it -7, I hate superman. ;D

EDIT: OH NO!

Talking about Marvel movies, theres a movie of Iron Fist in production... Directed by Steve Carr, who did dr. Dolittle 2... THE AGONY :upset:

[paragon]

This is the extent of Steven Carr's directing "expertise"

1. (5.59) - Daddy Day Care (2003)
2. (5.09) - Next Friday (2000)
3. (4.80) - Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
4. (4.60) - Rebound (2005)
5. (2.14) - Are We Done Yet? (2007)

Why the **** would anyone hire him. Period.

[coalescence]

Especially seeing that Iron Fist is a quite dark comic.

[zeratul11]

This is the extent of Steven Carr's directing "expertise"

1. (5.59) - Daddy Day Care (2003)
2. (5.09) - Next Friday (2000)
3. (4.80) - Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
4. (4.60) - Rebound (2005)
5. (2.14) - Are We Done Yet? (2007)

Why the **** would anyone hire him. Period.


all those bad movie plus the low rating. lol. and are we there yet? wtf? lol

[Ghost]

An Ironman movie is also coming out, any thoughts?

[Itsmyship]

Ironman, Capitan America, Thor, Hulk 2, Avengers (when they get those movies going), (Dear God I hope not) more Spidermans, etc. Marvel just pumps out mediocre movies like nothing else

[Ghost]

its a get-rich-quick sceme!!

I dont know how it worx so dont ask :P

[paragon]

Why make up something new when you can get the rights to make a movie out of a comic that people liked?

[coalescence]

Ironman, Capitan America, Thor, Hulk 2, Avengers (when they get those movies going), (Dear God I hope not) more Spidermans, etc. Marvel just pumps out mediocre movies like nothing else


There are already like 2 captain americas out, but they are old movies. And I once heard there is a new hulk movie coming out but that its not gonna be anything like the last hulk movie. Didnt he say nothing in the last movie? I hated that... I wanna hear

"HULK SMASH!"

[burkid]

i think he grunted a few times but that was it.

[coalescence]

i think he grunted a few times but that was it.


Hulk doesn't only grunt, hulk talks like a 4 year old that really needs some anger management ;D In World War Hulk (multiple comic story line that is going on in the marvel comics on the moment) he even talks... ermm.. normal ::)

[burkid]

oh, i meant in the movie. he only grunted in the movie.

[coalescence]

I know I know, but I meant the hulk should be and what he doesn't do (he doesn't do like in the movies, its the same bull**** as letting keanu reaves play john constatine while he has nothing in common with the comic constatine, and the movie should be called hellblazer and not constatine)

[paragon]

man the hulk was such a crappy movie. I wish I had never seen the part of it that I did see

[coalescence]

I wish I never saw the whole movie :'(

[Itsmyship]

I saw it when i was like....9 or 10, so anything is cool when youre that age....saw it like 2 months ago, got halfway, then i couldn't take it anymore

[coalescence]

I saw it when i was like....9 or 10, so anything is cool when youre that age....saw it like 2 months ago, got halfway, then i couldn't take it anymore


How ****ing young are you o_0

[Itsmyship]

I'm actually 15. Don't remember when Hulk came out, so i just made an estimate. And if it came out earlier than i thought, than wow, i was a very easily entertained person

[burkid]

hey im 15 too.
first time i saw fantastic four, i missed most of the movie because my little cousin is the spawn of the devil. i watched it again a week or so ago and it sucked bigtime.

[paragon]

just cut everything out that isn't a scene of jessica alba and then replace any audio with a song you like.