If You Could Be a Starcraft Unit, What would you be?

[Wlck742]

If I could be a Starcraft unit, I'd be... Dark Archon! I'd mind control all the porn stars lol ;D. Or the entire world. How about you people?

[Chris Benoit]

A Civilian. "I wanna be all I can be!"

[Itsmyship]

SC1 either a Ghost or a DT....or OBSERVER!!!!

SC2 either Viking pilot (if there is one), Ghost, or Stalker

Overall, Ghost and Observer win :P

[furrer]

Old: High Templer or observer
New: High templer or Twilight Archon

think HT win

[Lemmy]

an egg.

[shadow]

i would like to be a zelot and fight agenst the evil zerg not to metntion the dominion. :powerup:

[im a roc]

I would be the overmind so I could control all of the zerg and stop myself from dieing so I could councor all of life.

[zeratul11]

yes i would also like to be a dark archon and mind control everyone one that i like.. and hate. lol

i want to be a zealot too to know how it feels like to be nine feet tall.

[PowerkickasS]

i wanna be a hydralisk so that im allowed to blow my nose at people and laugh

[josh]

@itsmyship

lol. an observer is a robot. :D

guess i'll be the high templar. they're smart and they are powerful in terms of politics. :D

[GuiMontag]

definately a firebat :P

[hillzagold]

a probe, kekekeke

but really, dark templar, and energy blade and invisability, what more could you want?

[DontHate]

Probably a marine, since the protoss can't reproduce sexually.

[Major Willy]

I'd have a Vulture bike.

Dropping mines as I zoom by on the highway.

[JBL]

A Civilian. "I wanna be all I can be!"


This has to be the best and most unexpected answer to the question.

to answer the question myself, it wouldn't be a zerg.. lol I don't wanna look like those things. It wouldn't be a protoss because.. well they are bunch of weirdos who doesn't have sex.. and all the terrans look like jerks.. so I guess I'll just be myself kthx.

[generalrievous]

zergling

[Ghost]

Viking pilot, Ghost or ultimately a Reaper.

[Shadowdragon]

An overlord, easy.

Think about it, you would just chill in the corner of a zerg base somewhere, never having to do aynthing (unless your the unlucky transport/detector). Your in far less danger than almost any other unit, plus you can compalin all the time and some poor zergling will have to listen, since you control him in one way or another.

Failing that, a protoss scout. No one would ever send me to battle!

[Nikzad]

Dark Templar, hands down...I'd hang out in parks at night and wait for unsuspecting joggers...

[Major Willy]

I've thought a bit more but still Vulture.

Running over Zerglings and then laughing as hard as I can like a redneck.

[Itsmyship]

I'd still go with Ghosts because nothing makes you feel cooler than calling down a nuke :afro:

The only thing that'd come close to Ghost for me would be Viking pilot, because I would not only feel like i'm in Top Gun while playing the soundtrack, I could also feel like Optimus Prime :D

[Star-Crap]

protoss mothership hands down even lower.

why wouldnt u be the most destructive force in starcraft?

[hillzagold]

who ever said that protoss dont have sex?

[burkid]

i would definatly be a dark templar, and id have a stalker instead of a car, and a tempest rather than a private jet. and a pet observer.

[surr]

i would be a ghost.. ur physic, lockdown things and be invisible. not to mention calling down a nuke from the us armory..

[DontHate]

who ever said that protoss dont have sex?

They don't have any reproductive organs and sure they might be able to but eh, whatever.
also they don't have mouths so, eh, no felatio for you
I would accually probably be a medic. i woudn't have to fight i'd just stay in the back.

[Ghost]

Dark Templar, hands down...I'd hang out in parks at night and wait for unsuspecting joggers...


Rapist.... xD

[Dargoth]

I would be a Zealot, the blades are sooo cool!

[Fallrider]

Zerg Larva, they can survive not one, but TWO nukes... I think. Either way they're a pain to kill.

All you would have to do sit around at the hatchery and get fat.

[Itsmyship]

But then it all goes downhill when you're made into something like a Queen :P

[brc9210]

Ummm 1 nuke is more than enough to kill a larvae.

[MarineCorp]

im happy the way i am however :
old: hydralisk
new: reaper

[gelu_gao]

old: DT
new: Stalker

[Light]

old: battlecruiser
new: thor

[DontHate]

old: Arbiter
new: Pheonix

Protoss air ships just look cool, except for the warp ray.

[Fenix]

Either a High Templar or a Dark Templar. Or maybe a Tassadar-esque guy, both, ya know? Traffic jam? PSIONIC STORM!! Hide and Go Seek? Neva know what hit 'em.....

[GuiMontag]

new: probe

[Lt.Flob]

hmmm
i think old: hydralisk
new: viking

[eclipse]

hmmm old: DT
New: phoenix/stalker

[Nikzad]

Torrasque....

I'd run around with giant scythes on my face going

TORRASQUE SLICE!!! GOOOOOOOOD!!

[SirBaron]

old: DT
new: colossus (just for the War of the Worlds-2005 effect)

[JBL]

old: battlecruiser
new: thor

you do know that being a starship or a huge mech means no sex for you, right?

but there's even more important than sex, it also means no human brain.

[Warsaw]

First of all has anyone even seen the naked bare groin of a protoss? im sure they gotta be hiding something under that little clothe.

Secondly i would be a ghost as long as they dont put those neural inhibitors in my brain. they sound like they hurt :-[

[Gasmaskguy]

I would be a a siege tank driver. When i see someone i dont like in the neighbourhood, i just

1. siege mode

2. blow em up!

3. tank mode

4 drive away laughing

[LordKerwyn]

A carrier pilot/commander (Im not sure if there is more than one pilot took at Tassadar's Gantrithor) which means im probally also a HIgh Templar as well. (back to the Tassadar example) and carriers are the single most powerful old sc unit and probaly second or most powerful sc2 unit.

[surr]

hmm weird i always pictured battlecruisers is single most powerful

[PancakeChef]

A protoss aircraft pilot or a ghost/templar. Especially a high-speed scout or phoenix.

[-LT-]

I'd be a ghost. Or a wraith pilot.

[jakjak42]

hell i definetly wanna be a zealot with their gigantic armor and awesome psi blades

[Joneagle_X]

I'd be a tank, those guys seem to die the least.

[Gasmaskguy]

i would be a burrowed drone. exciting huh?

[jakjak42]

why would you be a burrowed drone?

[Gasmaskguy]

cause its so goddamm exciting! yeah!
imagine all the action maan!
getting detected and sliced up by anything larger than a SCV!
wow! now thats fun!

[jakjak42]

I can tell how much fun dying feeling sliced up by anything really how much fun

[Gasmaskguy]

thanx for the compassion, if you want we can go get burrowed some day.
i know this perfect place in a local forest. i am usually burrowed there between 6:01 and
18:02 (thats when my mom gets worried)

[jakjak42]

nice, ...... i would like that very much

[Gasmaskguy]

ok, now, i have to ask you some questions before we can do that.

1. r u a drone?

2. r u sure?

3. can you hold your breath for several hours?

4. do you like chocolate?

5. do you know the hotkey to burrow?

6. am i annoying?

give me your answers, and i will give you your results back later.

[DontHate]

i'd want to be a lurker. immagine just running up to someone and burrowing... oh the majesty.

[TerranGod]

i would be...science vessle because irradiate is just pure pwnage, shield when fighting, and emp for ppl who are using steroids and make then weak lol

or carriers

carriers is self-explanatory

[jakjak42]

yes,yes,yes,yes,no,no



ok, now, i have to ask you some questions before we can do that.

1. r u a drone?

2. r u sure?

3. can you hold your breath for several hours?

4. do you like chocolate?

5. do you know the hotkey to burrow?

6. am i annoying?

give me your answers, and i will give you your results back later.

[Gasmaskguy]

congratulations jakjak42! you got 5 out of 6 right! the one you got wrong is question number 6.
You pass the test if you have 1 out of 6 right or more

[jakjak42]

kool so are we going to go get buried now or something

[Gasmaskguy]

yeah! now, the price for that is 21000 minerals, send me that and i´ll consider it...

[jakjak42]

its too bad i dont have that money i really wanted to go get buried

[Gasmaskguy]

well, if it makes you happy, you could just go do it yourself. see, iam really busy.
all you need is earth and nails. the deeper the better.
...and, you shouldnt be some kind of arachnofobiac, since its crawling with them down there.
good luck!

[jakjak42]

heh thanks but ive changed my mind cuz i am arachnofobiac

[MarineCorp]

jakjak42 have you got any more riddles?

[jakjak42]

ya but its a story riddle takes a long time to figure out
ill talk to you in the lounge cuz this isnt the right topic area

[MarineCorp]

thanks jakjak42 and yes this is not the right thread to talk about ^_^

[Joneagle_X]

What? Isn't this the thread about being buried alive?

Ohh crap that's right I'm on the sc2forums...

I'ma go back to the buried alive forums....

http://www.buriedaliveinteractive.com/forums/

[tweakismyname]

definately the stalker.... muahahahahahahhah

[Dreadnought]

Scourge DUH i get a twin and i'm venomous/explosive!

[Wlck742]

But you die the second you touch anything.

[Gasmaskguy]

yeah, but what he was touching dies to.

[Minsc]

I would be a hydralisk=P

[Gasmaskguy]

please tell me why:)

[StarCraft144000]

I would like to be my avatar.

[Joneagle_X]

A psi disrupter? Really?

[StarCraft144000]

Yeah because I drag tons of Zerg to kill anything in that area you thought this was stupid well you thought wrong.

[Bizarro_Paragon]

I'm pretty sure you mean Psi Emitter.

I'd be an SCV. Then I just build my own damn base and do what I wanted.

[Joneagle_X]

I thought there were two similar devices, the psi disruptor and the psi emitter. I could be wrong, I'm going to check now! :P

EDIT: Yep, sorry, you're right. It's the Psi Emitter. But there is also a Psi Disruptor which cancels out its effect over a long distance. So you can need the Psi Emitter and have to carry it with you in order to control Zerg units in the immediate area in order to override the Psi Disruptor.

Also, the Psi Emitter does not "attract" the Zerg units to the area. You can simply go near them and "pick" them up.

[StarCraft144000]

Thats why I made that joke under my posts lol because I dont want them to pick me up or do you mean you can pick up zerg units if so you covered in smile. ;D

[Joneagle_X]

If that had been in English I'd probably be laughing. But as it is I'm left scratching my head...

[StarCraft144000]

Dont you dare come any closer you SCV that is under my posts is a joke because I dont want them to pick me up and the other is or do you mean you can pick up zerg units and if you did you would be slimy now do you get it?

[Joneagle_X]

Yes, I was playing a subtle pun between "attract" and "pickup" in my post. I'm glad you caught it ;) But I didn't mean anything about slime.

[slugonice]

a Dark Templar

uber cool (skiverz!)

atchucan!!!

[StarCraft144000]

I kind of made a story for my avatar but didnt finish it.

[Quanta]

I would have thought being a Ghost would have been cool until I read about them. So I'd have to go with dark templar. Invisibility + psi blades = kick ass.

[Ronin]

SC1 I'd say Wraith Pilot
SC2 Viking pilot
obviously I would have the appropriate vehicle.

Viking=Win

[happypills]

Hmmm...I'd want to be a BC commander...or a protoss Scout pilot =)