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Seradin: So why did the zealot cross the road?

Joneagle: Idk why??

Seradin: To get some fresh aiur!

Buda buda chaa

Beat that!

I think I heard one like this before, but I cant find it so its mine now

Viking: Goliath Offline!

This are not originally my jokes, most of them at least, but it's still pretty funny...

You know you play too much StarCraft when...

· You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
· You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
· You name your son Fenix.
· You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
· You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
· You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
· You try to Optical Flare your dog.
· You think babies come from Gateways.
-There is a supply depot on your driveway
-Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
-You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
-Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
-You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
-Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
-You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
-Everyday is a good day to die

Here's a joke!

Dustin Bowder: Hey chris, shall we announce the game 4 years before its completetion?

Chris sigaty: yes.

So I says to her I says, "Nah baby, it's just my siege tank!" , "And it's going into siege mode."

^.6

Why a dark archon can mind control everything in a dropship with one cast?

Marine A: Our pilot betrayed us!
Marine B: Then let's betray too.
Marine A: Why?!!
Marine B: Can you drive a dropship?
Marine A: No...
Marine B: Well then.

[BANELING]: "Knock-knock."

[MARINES]: "Who's there?"

[BANELING]: "An interrupting Baneling."

[MARINES]: "An interru-"

[BANELING]: **BOOM**

Yo momma's so fat when she sits down she makes a siege tank sound.