Non-euclidian geology

So, I think I figured out Time cube guy (LINK REMOVED): He's an elder god, brethren to Cthulhu and Azatoth.

 

...Was that spam?

 

On my part, yes.

On his part, no, he's actually serious.

 

It redirected me to something distasteful.

 

Is it completely insane text about earth having four days every day with an occasional racist, sexist or other offensive remark sprinkled in?

 

No, it's the same kind of redirect that I get when I'm intentionally distasteful.

 

Hrm, then I better remove the link. I'll quote the site though

 

He's right though, earth is divided in to exactly four equally-sized parts.

 

that have separate simultaneous days?

 

Yes, absolutely aligned but still separated. ONEness is just too evil.

 

Resulting in 96 hours passing every 24 hours?

Honestly, I just think time cube guy is confused by time zones.

 

With time zones, don't 24 individual hours end each hour? Surely it would be 24*24*4 hours passing every 24 hours.

 

You know, that almost makes more sense.

 

Wanna know what does make sense? The U.S. Mint.

 

You mean the fact that it's independent rather than state-owned?

 

No, it's a play on words. They make cents.

 

...

I really should start reading more phonetically.

 

It's my favourite joke.

 

For that, you deserve to burn.


BANELINGS, CHARGE!

 

Chargelings, BANE!